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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063423317" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Traveling SalesmanA traveling salesman was caught at a farmer's house during a snow storm.The only place for the salesman to sleep was in a station wagon in thegarage. Just as the salesman was about to go to sleep, Nellie, one ofthe farmer's daughters joined him for a memorable session of adultgames. So satisfied was Nellie that she departed the salesman and toldher sister, Venus about the salesman.Venus then paid a visit to his passion wagon. Theresult was a very short night of rest for the salesman. The snow stormhad subsided during the night and in the early hours of the morning, hedeparted the farmer's house. He left without saying good-bye to avoid anunpleasant situation should the farmer find out he had slept with bothof his daughters.Three months later the salesman received a letter from the farmer. Itsaid:Dear Sir,Are you the one that did the pushing,leave the spots upon the cushionsand leave your footprintson the dashboard upside down?Ever since you had my Nellieshe has a swelling in her belly.Don't you think you ought to sendsome money just right now?The salesman wrote back to the farmer:Yes Sir,I'm the one that did the pushing,I left the spots upon the cushionsand left my footprintson the dashboard upside down.But ever since I had your Venus,I've had a swelling in my penisand I think we're fifty-fiftyjust right now!-----------A man went to church and saw his best friend crying there. "Whathappened? What could be so bad?""My mother died yesterday," he sobbed."Oh my God! Not Mrs. C. How did that happen?""Well, it was hot yesterday, so we all had our beds on the balcony andwe were sleeping. My mother rolled over and fell off.""Oh God, so that's how she died?""No. She fell to the third floor balcony, held on to the railing. Thatbroke and so she fell.""So, that's how she died?""No. She fell to the second floor balcony, held on to the railing.That broke and so she fell.""So, that's how she died?""Uh, no, not exactly... She fell to the first floor balcony. We alldecided that she's destroying the house, so we shot her."</blockquote>

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