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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063421023" data-attributes="member: 14320">Answers Men Would Like To Give To Women's Stupid Questions, But Never Will1. No we can't be friends; I just want you for sex.2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that fuckingice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.3. You've got no chance of me calling you.4. No, I won't be gentle.5. Of course you have to swallow.6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.7. I hate your friends.8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention ofspeaking to you after tonight.9. I'd rather watch a porno.@@@Why are chickens so ugly?You would be too if you had a pecker hanging out of your forehead!What is similarity between an audio cassette and a girl?You can use them on either side.Confucius Says....man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.Why do Italians hate Jehovah's Witnesses?Italians hate ALL witnesses.Why do Italians wear gold chains?So they know where to stop shaving.--------A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassedbecause of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.'I am so ashamed, Doctor, she said. I guess I let myself go.The physician was checking her eyes and ears. Don't feel ashamed, Miss.You don't look that bad.Do you really think so, Doctor? she asked.The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said,Of course.... Now just open your mouth and say moo.Barbara WaltersWhile touring an Indian reservation filming a documentary, BarbaraWalters was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathersin the headdresses.So, she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress and hisreply was: "Only have one woman. One woman, one feather." Feeling thefirst fellow was only joking she asked another brave. This brave hadtwo feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women. Twowomen, two feathers."Still not convinced the feathers indicated number of sexual partnersinvolved, she decided to interview the Chief.Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers. Which, needless to sayamused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so manyfeathers in your headdress?"The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said "Me Chief, me sleep with emall. Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with em all."Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung." The Chief said:"You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like snake."Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile." The Chiefreplied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style...me sleep withem all."With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear."The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."What did one saggy breast say to the other saggy breast?"We'd better get some support or people will think we're nuts!"00000=====In my study of Human Nature there is only one universal truth thatI have found - Gay or straight, they all want blow-jobs.00000=====A young couple is on their honeymoon. After start havinggreat sex, he says, "Now you won't see me for a while.""We're on our honeymoon!" she exclaims. "Where the heck doYOU think you're going?""Nowhere, sweetheart," he says. "Turn over."</blockquote>

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