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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063420007" data-attributes="member: 14320">Prom NightThere once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who wereapproaching their high school graduation. It was getting near prom nightand neither of them had a date for it. So one day, the girl approachesher brother and says, "Hey, you got a date for the prom yet?" He says"No, why? You got someone lined up for me?" "You might say that. Whydon't you take me to the prom?" "Take you? You kidding? You're mysister!" "You know I don't have a date, Sis." "And neither do I. But weboth want to go to the prom, don't we?" Her brother nods.She continues, "So we should go with each other." The brother can't seeanything wrong with her reasoning, so he tells his sister that ifneither of them has a date by Wednesday evening, he will take her to theprom. Wednesday evening rolls around. Neither of the siblings has adate, so the brother tells his sister that he'll take her to the prom onFriday. At the prom, both of them have a good time. The brother is gladthat his sister talked him into taking her.Then, while he's standing at the punch bowl, his sister comes up to himagain. "Hey, brother, let's dance." He looks around to make sure thatnobody heard her. "Look, Sis, this is the Senior Prom, okay? I'm notgoing to dance with my own sister at the prom, okay?" "Don't be so shy.Look, Jimmy Elder is dancing with his cousin. So why can't you dancewith your sister?" "Oh . . . all right." So they dance, a slow number.The rest of the prom passes by and after a while it's over and time togo. Both of them have had a good time.In the car, with the brother at the wheel, the sister looks over at himand says, "Let's not go straight home." He gives her a curious look andsays, "What are we going to do instead?" "Oh, I don't know. Just drivearound." He agrees, and after they have driven around a while, out inthe country, she looks over at him again and says "Want to find someplace to park?" "Hell," he says, "are you crazy? You're my sister, I'mnot going parking with you!" "Who said anything about 'going parking'?Let's just pull over somewhere and talk for a while, okay? It's been abusy year for both of us-- how long has it been since we've had a chanceto talk to each other?" So she finally talks her brother into pullingthe car over on a secluded back road, and after a few minutes of idletalk, she looks over at him again."Hey . . . " she says. "What?" "Why don't you kiss me?" "You've beensuggesting a lot of weird things lately, you know that? I'm not going tokiss you, you're my sister!" And he reached for the ignition switch tostart the car. She reached out and took his hand. "I know I'm yoursister. You've mentioned that a lot lately. And you're my brother. Anddon't we love each other? Why shouldn't we kiss if we feel like it?" Shekissed him on the cheek and he kissed her back.After a few minutes of kissing, she whispered in his ear, "Come on.Let's do it." "Do what," said her brother, but he had a good idea ofwhat his sister had in mind. "You know what," his sister replied. "Ican't do that with you, you're my . . . " His voice trailed off.While he was on top of her, his sister murmured,"You know, you're a lot lighter than Dad.""I know," said her brother. "Mom told me."_______A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that everhappens, just pull the plug."His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer. 25 Signs You Have Grown Up...1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smokeany of them.2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you goto bed.5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator6. You watch the Weather Channel.7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of"hook up" and "break up."8 You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as"dressed up."10. You're the one calling the police becausethose %&@# kids next door won't turn downthe stereo.11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sexjokes around you.12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closesanymore.13. Your car insurance goes down and your carpayments go up.14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead ofMcDonald's leftovers.15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt16. You take naps.17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date insteadof the beginning of one.18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AMwould severely upset, rather than settle, yourstomach.19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen andantacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "prettygood shit."21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces"I'm never going to drink that much again."23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computeris for real work.24. You drink at home to save money before goingto a bar.25. When you find out your friend is pregnant youcongratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit whatthe hell happened?Bonus:26: You read this entire list looking desperately forone sign that doesn't apply to you and can't findone to save your sorry old ass. Then you forwardit to a bunch of old friends cause you know they'llenjoy it & do the same.</blockquote>

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