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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063418668" data-attributes="member: 14320">Yo Mama's So Skinny... Yo mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss.Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch.Yo mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.Yo mama's so skinny, she looks like a mic stand.Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin.Yo mama's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.Yo mama's so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil.Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.Yo mama's so skinny, she only has one stripe on her pajamas.Yo mama's so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower.Yo mama's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.Yo mama's so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.Yo mama's so shinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.Yo mama's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop.Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop.Yo mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.Yo mama's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.Yo mama's so skinny, her bra fits better backward.Yo mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant.Yo mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant.Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.Yo mama's so skinny and flat, she's the only woman in the world with two backs.Yo mama's so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.Tell Yo mama to stop wearing different color lipstick, because I have a rainbow dick.Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her jagged-ass teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I've already had mine.Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick, my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles.Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick, my balls look like Smurfs.Tell Yo mama to send me some makeup remover, I can't get her lipstick offmy dick.After I'm done whoopin' your ass, tell Yo mama she's next!Tell Yo mama that the tip's under the pillow.Tell Yo mama that I want a refund.Tell Yo mama to stop calling me.Tell Yo mama that I need my underwear back.Tell Yo mama that I want my dime back.Tell Yo mama that my dog wants to know how much he owes her for last night.Tell Yo mama to wear a bra, she looks like she's got 4 arms.Tell Yo mama I love her in those panties Yo daddy gave her.Tell Yo mama I'll be home late for dinner.Tell Yo mama I love the way she blows me.Tell Yo mama I want her to get her shit out of my house now! @@@There was a young rector of KingsWhose mind was on heavenly things,But his heart was on fireFor a boy in the choirWhose ass was like jelly on springs.-----The nipples of Sarah Sarong,When excited, were twelve inches long.This embarrassed her loverWho was pained to discoverShe expected no less of his dong.-----Two lesbians north of the townMade sixty-nine love on the ground.Their unbridled lustLeaked out in the dustAnd made so much mud that they drowned.-----There was a young man of KhartoumWho lured a poor girl to her doom.He not only fucked her,But buggered and sucked her,And left her to pay for the room.-----There was an old maid from Camelot,Who survived on frog shit and snot,When she grew tired of these,She'd eat the green cheese,That she scraped from the sides of her twat.-----There once was a lady named DotWho lived off of pigshit and snot.When she ran out of theseShe ate the green cheeseThat she grew on the sides of her twat.-----There was an old whore from the Azores,Who's cunt was so covered with sores,That the dogs in the street,Wouldn't eat the green meat,That hung from festoons in her drawers.-----There once was a woman named JessBisexual, she would confessShe loved a good dickbut pussy she'd lickand leave both a wet gooey mess-----There was an old man of the portWhose prick was remarkably short.When he got into bed,The old woman said,"This isn't a prick; it's a wart!"-----There once was a hooker named Sue,Who filled her vagina with glue.When they paid to get in,She said with a grin,You must pay to get out of it too!-----There once was a fellow named Dave,Who kept a dead whore in a cave.I have to admit,She smelled like shit,But, think of the money he saved!-----There once was a male prostitute,he got paid to play other guys flute,when a guy paid in cash, he got it up the ass,But with a check he only got blew-----There once a man from hell,his dick had a terrible spell,every time he had sex, his dick erects,into the shape of a big taco bell</blockquote>

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