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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063415935" data-attributes="member: 14320">"Do I look Fat" Responses"Not to Stevie Wonder.""Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend.""Does this tie make me look stupid?""No way! You look *least* fat in that outfit!""I guess there's not much point in asking if you mean fat with an 'f' orphat with a 'ph.'""No hablo ingles.""Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things balanceout.""No, but taking it *off* sure does.""If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won.""Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative wayon the comparison I am about to make.""Not if you were traveling at the speed of light.""Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity.""Let me jog around to your front and take a look.""No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged seacaptains.""Whoa! A talking couch!!""May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?"&&& My Very First TimeThe sky was darkThe moon was highAll alone just she and IHer hair was softHer eyes were blueI knew just whatShe wanted to doHer skin so softHer legs so fineI ran my fingersDown her spineI didn't know howBut I tried my bestI started by placingMy hands on her breastI remember my fearMy fast beating heartBut slowly she spreadHer legs apartAnd when I did itI felt no shameAll at onceThe white stuff cameAt last it's finishedIt's all over nowMy first time everAt milking a cow! A Local Strip ClubDave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowlingor playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushinghimself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a localstrip club.The doorman at the club greets them and says,"Hey, Dave! How ya doin?"His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before."Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like hisusual Budwieser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says,"You must come here a lot for that woman to know that you drinkBudweiser.""No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League.We share lanes with them."A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms aroundDave. "Hi Davey," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of theclub. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before shecan slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screamingat him.The cabby turns his head and says,"Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave!"*****The young hooker reports for her first day at the brothel. Themadam says to her, "Do you have any questions?" The hooker replies," Yes, I was wondering how long penises should be sucked?" The madamsays, "The same as the short ones."*****What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?Doughnuts.*****A blonde goes over to her friends' house wearing a T.G.I.F.tee-shirt. "Why are you wearing a 'Thank God it's Friday' tee- shirton Monday?" "Oh damn!" the blonde says, "I thought it meant 'Tits GoIn Front'!"*****Little Miss Druggy sat in her buggy,Smoking an ounce of weed.Along came a spiderWho sat down beside herAnd sold her a pound of speed.</blockquote>

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