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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063414873" data-attributes="member: 14320">An Amish BoyA young Amish boy, Little Johnny, is sitting on his bed readingThe Bible. Suddenly, his father storms in, grabs him and dragshim out into the pasture. In the pasture is one sheep chewinggrass. His father points to the sheep and says, "Thou hast hadsex with yon sheep!"Little Johnny kneels and says, "Father forgive me for I didindeed spill my seed in yon lowly beast."Saddened his father says, "Thou art forgiven my son. But knowthis... there will be REAL trouble if I taste it again!!!"TTTTTTwo kids playing in a lane found a donkey who had died with ahard on.Being the mischievous kind of boys, they cut off the donkey'sdick and began brandishing it in the air.Just then, a police officer on his bicycle came up the lane, andthe boys not wanting to be caught with it, tossed it over thewall of the Nunnery.Sister Agnes and Sister Mary taking their afternoon stroll foundthe dick in the bushes. "Oh sweet Jesus," says Sister Agnes."What's wrong?" asks Sister Mary. "You've gone as white as asheet.""It's those dirty protestant bastards," Sister Agnes replies. "They have murdered Father O'Toole!"TTTTTBear and Rabbit are side by side, shitting in the woods. Bearlooks at Rabbit and asks, "Do you have trouble with shitsticking to your fur?"Rabbit says, "No, not at all."So the Bear picks up the Rabbit and wipes his ass with him.Nasty MiscellaneousThree whores decide to see who has the biggest snatch. They getnaked, and start fingering themselves and each other. After a fewminutes, the first one squats on a glass top table, and then theymeasure the slimy outline she leaves. The second one then squats onthe table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves, whichis even bigger. The third one squats on the table, but when shestands back up, the first whore says, "You didn't leave an outline."She says, "Smell the rim."=======There was a young plumber named LeeWho plumbed his girl down by the sea;Said the lady, "Stop plumbing!I hear someone coming."Said the plumber, still plumbing, "That's me."My dental hygienist, Faye Ray,Said, "Travis, eat pussy each day;Your gums will be stronger,Your teeth will last longer,Coz pussy prevents tooth decay!"On the banks of the Thames stood lord BuckinghamDreaming of tits and of sucking themWhile watching the stuntsOf the cunts in the puntsAnd the tricks of the pricks who were fuckin' 'em=======Three prostitutes are chatting in a bar one night and the topic comes up on how loose they are.The first one says, "Oh, three fingers."The second says, "Gotcha beat, my whole fist!"The third one just laughed and slid down the bar stool.=======Pick-Up Line: "That blouse looks very becoming on you, but if I wereon you, I'd be coming too."======"How did your evening with your new boyfriend go?""It was a disaster. We were nude in bed in heavy foreplay and hehad a premature ejaculation.""What did he say when it occurred?""He just said I was the loveliest girl he had ever come across."</blockquote>

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