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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063412430" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Helping HandAt the cinema a man noticed a young woman sitting all by herself.He was excited to see she had both hands under her skirt and wasplaying herself furiously. He moved to the next seat to her andoffered his help. She welcomed his help, and so the man startedplaying her like crazy. When he tired and withdrew his hand, he wassurprised to see her go back to work on herself with both hands.Wasn't I good enough?"he asked sheepishly. "Great," she said, "but these crabs are stillitching!"::::::It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the wash out to dry, put aroast in the oven, then went down the street to pick up some drycleaning. "Gootness, it's hot," she mused to herself as she walkeddown Main Street. She passed by a tavern and thought, "Vy nodt?" soshe walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came up andasked her what she would like to drink. "Ya know," Helga said, "itis so hot I tink I'll have myself zee cold beer." The bartenderasked, "Anheuser Busch?" Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine,tanks, und how's yer pecker?"::::::A gay guy walks into the grocery store and headsback towards the meat department. After a fewmoments of looking at the merchandise, thebutcher asks him if he would like to place an order.The gay guy says yes and promptly orders 5 poundsof salami. The butcher asks him if he would like thatsliced, to which the gay guy replies,"Does my arsehole look like a piggy bank?"::::::What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half withyeast infections? A whine and cheese party! Hidden Signs Of ******!The trick to successful ****** is learning how to interpret the hidden signs, those tiny give away gestures that can tell you so much about a person. Train yourself to recognize these key "signs."1. Man gets in car without opening door for woman.- No foreplay.2. Can't hail a cab.- Impotent.3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant.- Prefers virgins.4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant, but gets lost on the way.- He is a virgin.5. Wants to go to a French Restaurant.- Will swallow.6. Takes too long deciding what to order.- Has trouble reaching orgasm.7. Insists on ordering for you, saying, "The lady will have..."- Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't.8. Asks for "the usual"- Insists on missionary position only.9. Asks what the specials are.- Will want you to use handcuffs.10. Fills up on bread and crackers.- Premature ejaculator.11. Drinks decaf.- Fakes orgasms.12. Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts.- Needs you to talk dirty during sex.13. Credit card is refused.- Low sperm count.14. Under tips waiter.- Small penis.15. Uses toothpick.- Is trying to tell you size isn't everything.=========A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'dscraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancyrestaurant. Once at the fancy place, to his dismay she orderedalmost every most expensive item on the menu. She orderedappetizers (everything from Calamari to Escargot), lobster, primerib, champagne, the works! Finally he asked her, "Does your motherfeed you like this at home?" "No," she answered, "but my motherisn't expecting me to suck her cock."</blockquote>

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Tender springs / helper spring

Hi all.. as per topic.. anyone here know where can i get the tender spring? it is usually seen at tein hr.. a smaller springs to help damping the main spring for adjustable.. as shown in pic the black colour spring...

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