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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063411507" data-attributes="member: 14320">Funny Shorties A college student on his way between wild partiesclimbed into the back of a cab and asked the driver,"Do you have room up there for a large pizza and asix pack of beer?""Sure!" answered the cabby.So the kid leaned forward and threw up.@@@@@Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.How was he killed?" asked one detective.With a golf gun," the other detective replied.A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?""I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."@@@@@A little boy goes to the drugstore for some condoms. He goes up to thepharmacist and asked him, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbedcondoms are?"The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?""Sure do" replied the boy, "They keep you from getting venerealdiseases.""Yes, that's true," said the pharmacist, "but do you know what the ribsare for?"The little boy thought for a moment, then looked up at the pharmacistand replied, "Well, not exactly, but they sure do make the hair on thebacks of them goats stand up."@@@@@Jack and Jill went up the hill,With a little keg of brandy.Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed,Now it's Jack, and Jill, and Andy. @@@@@A man walks into a therapists office wearing nothing butseran wrap pants, The therapist takes one look at him andsays "Clearly, I can see your (you're) nuts."An Italian In DetroitYou must use an Italian accent for this joke to work:One Day Ima go to Detroit to a Bigga Otel, I go down to eata breakfast,I tella waitress, I wanna two pisses of toast. She brings me only onepiss.I tella her I wanta two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say to heryou no understand, I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better notpiss on the plate you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady andshe calla me a sonna ma bitch.Later I go to eats lunch at drake restaurant. The waitress bringa me aspoon anda knife but no fock. I tella her, I wanna fock. She tella meeverybody wanna fock. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock onthe table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna Mabitch.So I go back to my room inna Otel, and there's no sheet on my bed. Icalla the manager anna tella him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go tothe toilet.So I say, you no understand, I wanna sheet on my bed. He say you betternot sheet on the bed you sonna ma bitch.I go to check out anda the man at the desk say. Peace to you, I sayPiss on you too, you sonna ma bitch.I go back to Italy.@@@An American businessman is in Japan. The Japanesebusinessmen take him out, get him drunk, and send himupstairs with a hooker.As he's fucking her, she starts screaming, "Nashagai ana!Nashagai ana!"He's going, "Yeah, baby, take it all..." He keeps pumping,and she keeps screaming, "Nashagai ana! Nashagai ana!"The next day he's playing golf with one of the Japanese guys,and he slices the ball, and it goes way off to the right.The Japanese businessman says, "Nashagai ana."The American asks, "What does that mean?"The Japanese replies, "Wrong hole."@@@ The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the lads, beingassaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Areyou still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the lads,smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping yourwife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty".</blockquote>

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