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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063386398" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>More What Men Really Mean</strong></p><p></p><p>Just in case we don't understand one another.</p><p></p><p>1."I'm going fishing" -</p><p>Means.. "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety"</p><p></p><p>2. "It's a guy thing" -</p><p>Means.. "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".</p><p></p><p>3. "Can I help with dinner?" -</p><p>Means.. "Why isn't dinner already on the table?"</p><p></p><p>4. "Uh huh", "Sure honey," or "Yes dear" -</p><p>Means.. Absolutely nothing; it is a conditioned response.</p><p></p><p>5. "It would take too long to explain" -</p><p>Means.. "I have no idea how it works".</p><p></p><p>6. "We're going to be late" -</p><p>Means.. "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac".</p><p></p><p>7. "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind"</p><p>Means.. "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra".</p><p></p><p>8. "Take a break honey, you're working too hard" -</p><p>Means.. "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner".</p><p></p><p>9. "That's interesting dear" -</p><p>Means.. "Are you still talking?"</p><p></p><p>10."It's a really good movie" -</p><p>Means.. "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women".</p><p></p><p>11."That's women's work" -</p><p>Means.. "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless".</p><p></p><p>12."You know how bad my memory is" -</p><p>Means.. "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday or our anniversary."</p><p></p><p>13."I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses" -</p><p>Means.. "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe".</p><p></p><p>14."Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal" -</p><p>Means.. "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt".</p><p></p><p>15."Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing" -</p><p>Means.. "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon".</p><p></p><p>16."I can't find it" -</p><p>Means.. "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless".</p><p></p><p>17."What did I do this time?" -</p><p>Means.. "What did you catch me at?"</p><p></p><p>18."You know I could never love anyone else" -</p><p>Means.. "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse".</p><p></p><p>19."I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are" -</p><p>Means.. "No one will ever see us alive again".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063386398, member: 14320"] [B]More What Men Really Mean[/B] Just in case we don't understand one another. 1."I'm going fishing" - Means.. "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety" 2. "It's a guy thing" - Means.. "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical". 3. "Can I help with dinner?" - Means.. "Why isn't dinner already on the table?" 4. "Uh huh", "Sure honey," or "Yes dear" - Means.. Absolutely nothing; it is a conditioned response. 5. "It would take too long to explain" - Means.. "I have no idea how it works". 6. "We're going to be late" - Means.. "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac". 7. "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind" Means.. "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a bra". 8. "Take a break honey, you're working too hard" - Means.. "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner". 9. "That's interesting dear" - Means.. "Are you still talking?" 10."It's a really good movie" - Means.. "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women". 11."That's women's work" - Means.. "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless". 12."You know how bad my memory is" - Means.. "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday or our anniversary." 13."I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses" - Means.. "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe". 14."Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal" - Means.. "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt". 15."Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing" - Means.. "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon". 16."I can't find it" - Means.. "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless". 17."What did I do this time?" - Means.. "What did you catch me at?" 18."You know I could never love anyone else" - Means.. "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse". 19."I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are" - Means.. "No one will ever see us alive again". [/QUOTE]
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