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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063382487" data-attributes="member: 14320">What is FOREPLAY?1- The loving before the shoving.2- The petting before the getting.3- BULLSHIT!4 -The licking before the pricking.5- The stroking before the poking.6- The procrastination & masturbation preceding penetration.7- The lingering and the fingering.8- A premature ejaculators nightmare!9- Unnecessary with barn animals.`````Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other,"Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?"The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts."`````Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down thestreet with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think theyare beautiful.Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.Excuses are like asses everyone's got em and they all stink.When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.Two Muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Holy Shit it's hot in here!" The other muffin says, "Holy Shit... A talking muffin!"I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?WIFE: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.</blockquote>

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