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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063376822" data-attributes="member: 14320">Bunk BedsA guy nearing the end of his senior year in high school unfortunatelystill has to share a room with his brother who is only 9 years old.One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother isalready on the lower bunk. So he and his girlfriend climbed into the top bunk.As you expected, things began to heat up. The guy remembers that hisbrother is sleeping below, so he tells his girlfriend to whisper,Lettuce if she wants it harder, and Tomato if she wants a newposition.She screams, Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Tomato! Lettuce! Whoa!!! PullIt Out Now! I Can't Get Pregnant!Then the little brother shouts, Hey, would you two guys stop makingsandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!=========A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, gulps it down,looks in his pocket then orders another one.He gulps that one down, looks in his pocket again,then orders another one.He does this about 7 or 8 more times when the bartender finally asks,Every time you finish a drink you look in your pocket.What's in your pocket?The man replies, Oh... I have a picture of my wife in there.I drink until she looks good, then I go home.=========A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.After having great sex, she spent the next hour justscratching his nuts-- something she seemed to love to do.As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her,'Why do you love doing that?''Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.'=========The first black girl asked the Indian girls, what kinda Indians is ya?The Indian girl responded, I'm an Arapaho and she's a Navaho.The black girl responded, No shit, I's a Cleveland Ho, and she be aDetroit Ho!=========Penis: The only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.=========A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle.It's for my husband, she tells the clerk.Did he tell you what gauge to get? asked the clerk.Are you kidding? she says.He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!</blockquote>

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