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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063373801" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Costume Party</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A couple are getting ready to go to a costume party. The woman</p><p>goes into the bedroom and emerges completely naked, except for a</p><p>lemon hanging on a string from her vagina. Her partner is</p><p>shocked and amazed, and questions her about it. She answers that</p><p>this is her costume, and this is the way she's going to the</p><p>party.</p><p></p><p>He goes into the bedroom and emerges a few minutes later also</p><p>completely naked, but with a potato hanging on a string from his</p><p>penis. He looks at her and replies,"if you can go as a sourpuss,</p><p>I can go as a dick tater.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">&&&&&&&&&&&&&</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A teenage girl came home from school and asks her mother,</p><p>"Is it true what Rita just told me?"</p><p></p><p>"What's that?" asks her mother.</p><p></p><p>"That babies come out of the same place where boys put</p><p>their penises?" said her daughter.</p><p></p><p>"Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the</p><p>subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have</p><p>to explain it to her daughter.</p><p></p><p>"But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager,</p><p>"won't it knock my teeth out?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">&&&&&&&&&&&&&</span></strong></p><p></p><p>How do you know if a blonde used the computer?</p><p>The Joystick is wet </p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?</p><p>A magician has a cunning array of stunts.</p><p></p><p>IT'S NOT THE LENGTH, AND IT'S NOT THE SIZE,</p><p>IT'S HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN MAKE IT RISE!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063373801, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Costume Party[/COLOR][/B] A couple are getting ready to go to a costume party. The woman goes into the bedroom and emerges completely naked, except for a lemon hanging on a string from her vagina. Her partner is shocked and amazed, and questions her about it. She answers that this is her costume, and this is the way she's going to the party. He goes into the bedroom and emerges a few minutes later also completely naked, but with a potato hanging on a string from his penis. He looks at her and replies,"if you can go as a sourpuss, I can go as a dick tater. [B][COLOR="Red"]&&&&&&&&&&&&&[/COLOR][/B] A teenage girl came home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" said her daughter. "Yes it is dear!" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and that she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then, when I have a baby," responded the teenager, "won't it knock my teeth out?" [B][COLOR="Red"]&&&&&&&&&&&&&[/COLOR][/B] How do you know if a blonde used the computer? The Joystick is wet What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A magician has a cunning array of stunts. IT'S NOT THE LENGTH, AND IT'S NOT THE SIZE, IT'S HOW MANY TIMES YOU CAN MAKE IT RISE!! [/QUOTE]
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