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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063372718" data-attributes="member: 14320">LeroyThree ladies all have separate boyfriends named Leroy.One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of theladies suggests, "Let's name our Leroys after a soda pop, becauseI'm tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and herLeroy mixed up with your Leroy."The other two ladies agree.The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name my Leroy 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always up!"The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives.Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Leroy Mountain Dewbecause he can mount and do me any day of the week."Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other morehigh fives.The third lady then says, "You know, those two Leroys were good,but I'm gonna name my Leroy, Jack Daniels."The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not asoda pop... that's a hard liquor!"The third lady bursts out, "That's my Leroy!" *************Here I sit in stinking vaporSome son of a bitch used all the paperThe bus is comingI cannot lingerSo pucker up asshole here comes the finger *************Do you know how they make baby smurfs?They smuck.What is "smore play"?It's what smurfs do before they smuck!!!What did the hillbilly virgin say to her partner after her firstorgasm?"Get off dad! You're crushing my Camels!"Why do black men never go to country bars?Every time they hear "hoedown" they think their date got shot.The Mother Superior calls all the nuns together. She then says tothem, " I must tell you something very serious. We have a case ofgonorrhea in the convent."A nun in the back responds, "Thank God! I'm so tired of Zinfandel."</blockquote>

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