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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063372257" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>I want a man that loves me for my mind and not my body. . .</p><p>But plays with my body and not my mind : )</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I gave you a kiss</p><p>You wanted some more</p><p>Get out of my face</p><p>You cheap sleazy whore</p><p></p><p>There can't be an end</p><p>When there is no beginning</p><p>Our story is read</p><p>In a one second sitting</p><p></p><p>A bag over my head</p><p>A bag over yours</p><p>I'll pull it out</p><p>You drop your drawers</p><p></p><p>And once I am finished</p><p>Get out of my sight</p><p>For like all the others</p><p>I was drunk that night</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop.</p><p>The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."</p><p></p><p>He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says ... "What do you want, fat-head?"</p><p></p><p>The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?"</p><p></p><p>"I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life.</p><p>First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine.</p><p>Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town.</p><p>Third, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along." </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Why do women get their belly buttons pierced?</p><p>Where else would they hang the air freshener.</p><p></p><p>The big difference between Hobos & Homos is that Hobos have no</p><p>friends ~ and Homos have friends coming out their ass!</p><p></p><p>What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?</p><p></p><p>How do you tell if a girl is wearing panty hose?</p><p>Her ankles swell when she farts.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063372257, member: 14320"] I want a man that loves me for my mind and not my body. . . But plays with my body and not my mind : ) [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] I gave you a kiss You wanted some more Get out of my face You cheap sleazy whore There can't be an end When there is no beginning Our story is read In a one second sitting A bag over my head A bag over yours I'll pull it out You drop your drawers And once I am finished Get out of my sight For like all the others I was drunk that night [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla." He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says ... "What do you want, fat-head?" The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?" "I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life. First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine. Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, he wants a nice tight pussy and I had that too until fat-head here came along." [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] Why do women get their belly buttons pierced? Where else would they hang the air freshener. The big difference between Hobos & Homos is that Hobos have no friends ~ and Homos have friends coming out their ass! What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men? How do you tell if a girl is wearing panty hose? Her ankles swell when she farts. [/QUOTE]
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