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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063369019" data-attributes="member: 14320">Little Johnny And Little SusieLittle Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, butthey know that they are in love. One day they decidethey want to get married, so Little Johnny goes to Susie'sfather to ask him for her hand.Little Johnny bravely walks up to him and says"Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in loveand I'm asking for her hand in marriage."Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smithreplies, "Well Little Johnny, you are only 10.Where will you two live?"Without even taking a moment to think about it, LittleJohnny replies. "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we canboth fit there nicely."Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough toget a job. You'll need to support Susie."Again, Little Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance...Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week.That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that LittleJohnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinksfor a moment trying to come up with something that Little Johnnywon't have an answer to. After a second,Mr. Smith says, "Well Little Johnny, it seems like you have goteverything all figured out. I just have one more question for you.What will you do if the two of you should have little onesof your own?"Little Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says"That's okay, I'll just keep fucking her up the ass for now..."As sex education is being taught at a younger agethese days little Johnny is in class one day when the teacherbegins the days sex lesson."Todays letter is the letter "p" and the word is "penis".Little Johnny can hardly contain himself and blurtsout, "I know what that is"! "I know! I know!!"" My daddy has two of them! ""He has a little one he goes pee with...and a great big one he brushes the baby sitters teeth with!"Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed".That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".</blockquote>

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