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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063357609" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4751/img232662971.gif</p><p></p><p>*I'm Dreaming of a Great Blow Job</p><p></p><p>*Little Hummer Boy</p><p></p><p>*A Lay In A Manger</p><p></p><p>*Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow</p><p></p><p>*The First Time With Noelle</p><p></p><p>*Oh, Cum All Ye Faithful</p><p></p><p>*I Came Upon A Midnight Queer</p><p></p><p>*Jingle Bell Fuck</p><p></p><p>*Here Cums Santa Claus</p><p></p><p>*Frostie The Frigid Bitch I Married</p><p></p><p>*I'm Creaming On A White Christmas</p><p></p><p>*That Lying, Cheating Bastard's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire</p><p></p><p>*You Boff The Red-nosed Vain Queer</p><p></p><p>*Oh, Hole-y Night</p><p></p><p>*Santa Claus Is Cumming, You Clown</p><p></p><p>*Frosty the Blow Man</p><p></p><p>*Jiggle My Balls</p><p></p><p>*I Don't Fear You Have Aids</p><p></p><p>*The Twelve Steps to a Sober Christmas</p><p></p><p>*Oh, Watch Me Pee</p><p></p><p>*I Came All Over Her Rounded Buttocks</p><p></p><p>*I Saw Mommy Giving Santa Head</p><p></p><p>*Santa's Cock Is 12 Inches Long</p><p></p><p>*Jingle Bell Rock, Suck My Cock</p><p></p><p>*Do You See My Pee-Pee?</p><p></p><p>*We Three Queens and a Vaseline Jar</p><p></p><p>*Deck My Balls with Clamps and Leather</p><p></p><p>*Bark! The Hairy Anal Thing</p><p></p><p>*I Came Upon a Midget's Rear</p><p></p><p>*Pumpin' Away in a Manger</p><p></p><p>*Santa Claus is Coming All Over Town</p><p></p><p>*Deck My Balls with Brows of Holly</p><p></p><p>*O Cum, Gobby Facefuls</p><p></p><p>*I Came Upon Your Midriff, Dear</p><p></p><p>*Dick the Ho's with KY jelly</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Woman: My ex was such a Scrooge at Christmas.</p><p>Friend: Some men are like that.</p><p>Woman: Yeah? The closest he ever got to giving me a gift was the time he put a bow on the head of his dick and said,</p><p>"Hey, Cunt! C'mere and suck this package!<span style="color: Silver"></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"><span style="font-size: 9px">---------- Post added at 05:39 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 05:37 PM ----------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"></span></p><p><span style="color: Silver"></span><strong><span style="color: DarkGreen">Santa's Response To Little Johnny's After Christmas Letter</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Dear Johnny,</p><p></p><p>I know WHO you are,</p><p>and I KNOW where you live.</p><p>You little shit!</p><p>You can't talk to SANTA</p><p>like that and get away with it!</p><p></p><p>If you don't like the yo-yo, which is a classic toy,</p><p>by the way, then you can just</p><p>cram it up your little *$$! </p><p>As for the whistle you didn't care for --</p><p>I gotcha whistle right here!!!</p><p>Come blow on this! </p><p>And the socks...well, I figured</p><p>you are big enough to</p><p>be whacking off, and those sox</p><p>would have come in handy and been</p><p>handy to ... well, even you should get the picture!</p><p></p><p>And... that little "faggot" across the street,</p><p>you'll be happy to know that he's already</p><p>got pubic hair and his wang is</p><p>TWICE as long as yours. </p><p>Besides, his parents think YOU're the fag --</p><p>always moanin' and whinin'.</p><p></p><p>Don't worry about gathering up rocks</p><p>for my visit to your house next year,</p><p>'cause I ain't coming down</p><p>your chimney ever again. </p><p>If you find any pennies this year,</p><p>you had better stop and pick</p><p>them up, 'cause that's about all</p><p>you're going to get for Christmas.</p><p>Your mom and dad are going</p><p>to be killed in a car crash,</p><p>and you'll be stuck in an</p><p>orphanage before Thanksgiving.</p><p></p><p>Bad? You want BAD? I'll show you who's bad!</p><p></p><p>Affectionally, Adieu,</p><p>Santa</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063357609, member: 14320"] http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/4751/img232662971.gif *I'm Dreaming of a Great Blow Job *Little Hummer Boy *A Lay In A Manger *Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow *The First Time With Noelle *Oh, Cum All Ye Faithful *I Came Upon A Midnight Queer *Jingle Bell Fuck *Here Cums Santa Claus *Frostie The Frigid Bitch I Married *I'm Creaming On A White Christmas *That Lying, Cheating Bastard's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire *You Boff The Red-nosed Vain Queer *Oh, Hole-y Night *Santa Claus Is Cumming, You Clown *Frosty the Blow Man *Jiggle My Balls *I Don't Fear You Have Aids *The Twelve Steps to a Sober Christmas *Oh, Watch Me Pee *I Came All Over Her Rounded Buttocks *I Saw Mommy Giving Santa Head *Santa's Cock Is 12 Inches Long *Jingle Bell Rock, Suck My Cock *Do You See My Pee-Pee? *We Three Queens and a Vaseline Jar *Deck My Balls with Clamps and Leather *Bark! The Hairy Anal Thing *I Came Upon a Midget's Rear *Pumpin' Away in a Manger *Santa Claus is Coming All Over Town *Deck My Balls with Brows of Holly *O Cum, Gobby Facefuls *I Came Upon Your Midriff, Dear *Dick the Ho's with KY jelly [B][COLOR="Red"]========[/COLOR][/B] Woman: My ex was such a Scrooge at Christmas. Friend: Some men are like that. Woman: Yeah? The closest he ever got to giving me a gift was the time he put a bow on the head of his dick and said, "Hey, Cunt! C'mere and suck this package![COLOR="Silver"] [SIZE=1]---------- Post added at 05:39 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 05:37 PM ----------[/SIZE] [/COLOR][B][COLOR="DarkGreen"]Santa's Response To Little Johnny's After Christmas Letter[/COLOR][/B] Dear Johnny, I know WHO you are, and I KNOW where you live. You little shit! You can't talk to SANTA like that and get away with it! If you don't like the yo-yo, which is a classic toy, by the way, then you can just cram it up your little *$$! As for the whistle you didn't care for -- I gotcha whistle right here!!! Come blow on this! And the socks...well, I figured you are big enough to be whacking off, and those sox would have come in handy and been handy to ... well, even you should get the picture! And... that little "faggot" across the street, you'll be happy to know that he's already got pubic hair and his wang is TWICE as long as yours. Besides, his parents think YOU're the fag -- always moanin' and whinin'. Don't worry about gathering up rocks for my visit to your house next year, 'cause I ain't coming down your chimney ever again. If you find any pennies this year, you had better stop and pick them up, 'cause that's about all you're going to get for Christmas. Your mom and dad are going to be killed in a car crash, and you'll be stuck in an orphanage before Thanksgiving. Bad? You want BAD? I'll show you who's bad! Affectionally, Adieu, Santa [/QUOTE]
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