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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063348051" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Steady Eddie</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Steady Eddie had just won the club snooker competition. After the big game he</p><p>was approached by a lady to go back to her place for some shafting. Well being</p><p>the stud that he is, he said "OK"</p><p>Later she's lying on the bed naked and she's wondering what's takin' him so long.</p><p>She peers through to the bathroom and he's chalking his dick up.</p><p>The minutes went by and finally he comes out but still he stops at the end of the bed</p><p>bending over, checking her out.</p><p>Well, she's just itching for it and can't stand him peering at her any longer, so she says,</p><p>"Eddie, what's keeping you?"</p><p>He replies, "Just wondering whether to go for the pink or the brown."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========</span></strong></p><p>The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as</p><p>Australian citizens.</p><p>"It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are Australian citizens at last! Do</p><p>you know what this means to us my dear wife?"</p><p>"Yes, you male chauvinist pig," his wife replied. "Tonight, you cook dinner and I</p><p>get on top!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========</span></strong></p><p>"Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?"</p><p>"Ask your mother," he replied.</p><p>"I did," the kid said. "But I don't think she was telling the truth. She said I</p><p>came from a bucket."</p><p>"Hmmmm," chuckled his dad. "That's about the size of it…"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========</span></strong></p><p>What's the definition of the perfect woman?</p><p>She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put a</p><p>can on it. The sports model has pull back ears and her teeth fold in. The economy model</p><p>fucks all night and at midnight turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063348051, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Steady Eddie[/COLOR][/B] Steady Eddie had just won the club snooker competition. After the big game he was approached by a lady to go back to her place for some shafting. Well being the stud that he is, he said "OK" Later she's lying on the bed naked and she's wondering what's takin' him so long. She peers through to the bathroom and he's chalking his dick up. The minutes went by and finally he comes out but still he stops at the end of the bed bending over, checking her out. Well, she's just itching for it and can't stand him peering at her any longer, so she says, "Eddie, what's keeping you?" He replies, "Just wondering whether to go for the pink or the brown." [B][COLOR="Red"]========[/COLOR][/B] The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as Australian citizens. "It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are Australian citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?" "Yes, you male chauvinist pig," his wife replied. "Tonight, you cook dinner and I get on top!" [B][COLOR="Red"]========[/COLOR][/B] "Daddy?" the kid asked his father. "Where did I come from?" "Ask your mother," he replied. "I did," the kid said. "But I don't think she was telling the truth. She said I came from a bucket." "Hmmmm," chuckled his dad. "That's about the size of it…" [B][COLOR="Red"]========[/COLOR][/B] What's the definition of the perfect woman? She's three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth, and her head is flat so you can put a can on it. The sports model has pull back ears and her teeth fold in. The economy model fucks all night and at midnight turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack. [/QUOTE]
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