Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063342744" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A man goes golfing with his friend, Harry. He arrives home several</p><p>hours late. His wife asks, "What took you so long?" He replies, "Oh,</p><p>Ethel, it was an horrible afternoon! On the third hole, Harry had a</p><p>heart attack and died on the spot!" Ethel says, "Oh, darling! It must</p><p>have been awful for you!" The husband replies, "It was hell! Fifteen</p><p>holes of 'hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry...'"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">===================================================</span></strong></p><p>Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain,</p><p>and that's where you get shitty ideas from.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">===================================================</span></strong></p><p>What's the difference between a slut and a bitch?</p><p>A slut goes to bed with everyone and a bitch goes to bed with everyone</p><p>but you.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">===================================================</span></strong></p><p>That outfit you are wearing is very becoming on you. But if you</p><p>wore me I'd be cumming on you too.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">===================================================</span></strong></p><p>A man has 27 parts that don't work for him.</p><p></p><p>20 nails that don't nail</p><p>1 belly button that doesn't button</p><p>2 tits that don't milk</p><p>1 cock that doesn't crow</p><p>2 balls that don't bounce</p><p>1 ass that doesn't do any work</p><p></p><p>So what are you women smiling at?</p><p>You have a pussy that doesn't catch mice!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063342744, member: 14320"] A man goes golfing with his friend, Harry. He arrives home several hours late. His wife asks, "What took you so long?" He replies, "Oh, Ethel, it was an horrible afternoon! On the third hole, Harry had a heart attack and died on the spot!" Ethel says, "Oh, darling! It must have been awful for you!" The husband replies, "It was hell! Fifteen holes of 'hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry...'" [B][COLOR="Red"]===================================================[/COLOR][/B] Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from. [B][COLOR="Red"]===================================================[/COLOR][/B] What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut goes to bed with everyone and a bitch goes to bed with everyone but you. [B][COLOR="Red"]===================================================[/COLOR][/B] That outfit you are wearing is very becoming on you. But if you wore me I'd be cumming on you too. [B][COLOR="Red"]===================================================[/COLOR][/B] A man has 27 parts that don't work for him. 20 nails that don't nail 1 belly button that doesn't button 2 tits that don't milk 1 cock that doesn't crow 2 balls that don't bounce 1 ass that doesn't do any work So what are you women smiling at? You have a pussy that doesn't catch mice! [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
Started by
david tao
Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Msport front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3/GTS front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 vorsteiner rear bumper diffuser
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Mitsubishi Lancer Evo bodykit
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 front skirt lip
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
King of the Hill - RX-7 Maou
http://image.importtuner.com/f/features/impp_1008_fd3s_mazda_rx_7_re_amemiya/29453932+pheader_460x1000/impp_1008_01_o+fd3s_rx7+front.jpg
FD3S Mazda RX-7 RE-Amemiya - Run With The Devil
You're looking at...
Join us the Betong Trip 2010
Mark your calendar!!!
Let's get the ball rolling:-
We will do a trip to
Betong (Thailand)
during the Songkran festival on
12-14 April 2010
?
We can then do the 2nd trip...
Diy : Air Twister - Swirl The Air !
http://www.angelfire.com/crazy2/diy/airtwister.jpg
Why spin the air ? Spinning air provide a faster and cooler flow into your RAM pipe and Air Intake.
Steps.
1. Remove the fan
2. Cut off the middle part of the...
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...