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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063342095" data-attributes="member: 14320">Nasty Little JohnnyOne day Little Johnny asked his dad, "What's the difference between apussy and a cunt?"Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me."He took Little Johnny to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleepingnude. "Son" he whispered, "See that brown soft furry patch? That is apussy."Little Johnny asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?""No!" replied his father. "That might wake the cunt up."ZZZZZZZZZZThere once was a girl from north shoreWho'd been fucked more times than a whoreHer cunt was so wet you could drive in a 'vetteWith room left to open the doorZZZZZZZZZZA man is driving down a road. A woman is driving down the same road fromthe opposite direction. As they pass each other, the woman leans out thewindow and yells "PIG!!"The man immediately leans out his window and yells "FUCKING CUNT!!"They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve,he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road.ZZZZZZZZZZThe teacher announces, "The topic of the day is describe your mother tome as a bird, and tell me why." She leaves the kiddies for a shortwhile and then asks them their answers.Kelly at the front goes first, "My Mummy's like a swan, because she'swhite and elegant""Thank you Kelly" says teacher, and she continues going around theclass.Bobby says "My Mummy's like a stork, cos she has babies and babies, andI have 7 brothers and 3 sisters.""Thank you Bobby." says the teacher, and continues with the otherstudents.Finally there is no one left but Little Johnny, so the teacher finallyasks him, "Johnny, what bird most resembles your mother?"Little Johnny pipes up with "A thrush!"The teacher, thinking she may finally have a decent answer asks, "Why isthat?"Little Johnny replies, "Because she's an irritating cun</blockquote>