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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063337315" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Sheriff walks up to a gay cowboy, and says, "padner, you've got 5 minutes</p><p>to blow this town."</p><p>Gay cowboy looks around slowly and says, "this is a pretty big town, i'll</p><p>need a couple of hours."</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Q. Did you hear about the faggot undertaker?</p><p>A. He called his mates around to suck on a few cold ones!</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Q: How can you tell if your little boy will grow up to be homosexual?</p><p>A: He likes to play Lick the Can.</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Q: Did you hear the miracle plan announced in Congress</p><p>for ending AIDS?</p><p>A: Tell all the faggots to sit down and shut up.</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Q: What did the poof do when he missed his boyfriend?</p><p>A: He shit in his hand and had a wank.</p><p>~~~~</p><p>A faggot visited his bum buddy in the hospital. "What did they do?" he</p><p>asked his pillow biting boyfriend lying in the bed.</p><p>"They removed my tonsils, pulled out my teeth, and cut out my hemorrhoids."</p><p>"My God," gasped the poo bandit. "A complete hysterectomy!"</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Q: What is a shit?</p><p>A: A faggot's wet dream.</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Q: How can you tell if a Western is homosexual?</p><p>A: All the good guys are hung.</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Q: Did you hear about the Gay magician?</p><p>A: He vanished with a poof.</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Q: How can you tell if a household is homosexual?</p><p>A: The welcome mat reads: "Please wipe your knees."</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Q: What do you call a fag that doesn't have aids?</p><p>A: A lucky cocksucker.</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Q: What did one gerbil say to the other when they saw the faggot</p><p>….swish into the pet store?</p><p>A: "Don't panic! Just turn your back and act like a dog!"</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Q: How can you tell if you are in a gay amusement park?</p><p>A: They issue gerbils at the tunnel of love.</p><p>~~~~</p><p>There once was this bum fucking faggot!</p><p>He'd see anything male, and he'd shag it!</p><p>One day he fucked the wrong ass</p><p>Now he's pushing up grass</p><p>And his only mate is a maggot!</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Two faggots are in a hot tub pushing a big turd back and forth in the</p><p>water. Another fag walks by and asks, "What the hell are you two doing?"</p><p>"We are teaching our baby to swim!"</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Q: What do you call a gay dentist?</p><p>A: The tooth fairy!</p><p>~~~~</p><p>Q: What is the most popular pickup line in a gay bar?</p><p>A: Hey big guy, would you like me to push up your stool?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063337315, member: 14320"] Sheriff walks up to a gay cowboy, and says, "padner, you've got 5 minutes to blow this town." Gay cowboy looks around slowly and says, "this is a pretty big town, i'll need a couple of hours." ~~~~ Q. Did you hear about the faggot undertaker? A. He called his mates around to suck on a few cold ones! ~~~~ Q: How can you tell if your little boy will grow up to be homosexual? A: He likes to play Lick the Can. ~~~~ Q: Did you hear the miracle plan announced in Congress for ending AIDS? A: Tell all the faggots to sit down and shut up. ~~~~ Q: What did the poof do when he missed his boyfriend? A: He shit in his hand and had a wank. ~~~~ A faggot visited his bum buddy in the hospital. "What did they do?" he asked his pillow biting boyfriend lying in the bed. "They removed my tonsils, pulled out my teeth, and cut out my hemorrhoids." "My God," gasped the poo bandit. "A complete hysterectomy!" ~~~~ Q: What is a shit? A: A faggot's wet dream. ~~~~ Q: How can you tell if a Western is homosexual? A: All the good guys are hung. ~~~~ Q: Did you hear about the Gay magician? A: He vanished with a poof. ~~~~ Q: How can you tell if a household is homosexual? A: The welcome mat reads: "Please wipe your knees." ~~~~ Q: What do you call a fag that doesn't have aids? A: A lucky cocksucker. ~~~~ Q: What did one gerbil say to the other when they saw the faggot ….swish into the pet store? A: "Don't panic! Just turn your back and act like a dog!" ~~~~ Q: How can you tell if you are in a gay amusement park? A: They issue gerbils at the tunnel of love. ~~~~ There once was this bum fucking faggot! He'd see anything male, and he'd shag it! One day he fucked the wrong ass Now he's pushing up grass And his only mate is a maggot! ~~~~ Two faggots are in a hot tub pushing a big turd back and forth in the water. Another fag walks by and asks, "What the hell are you two doing?" "We are teaching our baby to swim!" ~~~~ Q: What do you call a gay dentist? A: The tooth fairy! ~~~~ Q: What is the most popular pickup line in a gay bar? A: Hey big guy, would you like me to push up your stool? [/QUOTE]
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