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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063334705" data-attributes="member: 14320">A French-Canadian ManOne summer a few years ago, a middle age French-Canadian man namedJacques decided to vacation on the coast of Maine. While soaking up somesun on the beach, a very pretty girl caught his eye and his sexualdesires.He immediately got up, ran to her, grabbed her by the hand and broughther to his hotel room.There he had sex with her and then sent the young lady on her way.She immediately reported this to the police and Jacques was arrested.On his court date the judge asked him if he understood the nature of thecrime he committed against the young lady. Jacques looked at the judgewith a bewildered look and said, "Non!! Hi don't understand! Hin mycountry you grab de pretty girl, bring her to de hotel room, BOOM-BOOM,give hit to her den let her go! Hit's O.K.!!!""Sir", the judge said, "in THIS country if you are to have sex with alady, you must have her permission first, or it is considered rape. Youmust have her consent!"After hearing this, Jacques turned around and mysteriously looked at thejudge and exclaimed, "CUNTSCENT!!! Hi got her cuntscent!!! Hi got hercuntscent on my fingers, cuntscent on my mustache, hi got her cuntscenteverywhere!!!~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. Aftera few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!""Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."</blockquote>

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