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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063333806" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Naughty Q's And A's</strong></p><p></p><p>Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?</p><p>A. Kermit's Finger</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the speed limit of sex?</p><p>A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why is air a lot like sex?</p><p>A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?</p><p>A. Ten minutes of silence!</p><p></p><p>Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?</p><p>A. He heard the snow blower coming.</p><p></p><p>Q. What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common?</p><p>A. There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same.</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?</p><p>A. Pimp.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's brown and sits on a piano bench?</p><p>A. Beethoven's First Movement.</p><p></p><p>Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?</p><p>A. I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do women wear black underwear?</p><p>A. They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before.</p><p></p><p>Q. How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?</p><p>A. Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays</p><p>it all over the car.</p><p></p><p>Q. What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School</p><p>reunion?</p><p>A. At a hockey game you see fast pucks.</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?</p><p>A. A salad shooter</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a woman with VD and a clever midget?</p><p>A: One's a cunning runt...</p><p></p><p>Women all over the U.S. are giving up bowling for fucking. It seems that</p><p>the balls are lighter and you don't have to change your shoes!!</p><p></p><p>Q: How do deaf people have phone sex?</p><p>A: By fax.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?</p><p>A: Your very last headjob.</p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about Martina Navratilova's new book?</p><p>A: It's called how I licked all them cunts at Wimbledon.</p><p></p><p>Q: How can you tell if a crab is an insomniac?</p><p>A: It only sleeps in snatches.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063333806, member: 14320"] [B]Naughty Q's And A's[/B] Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy? A. Kermit's Finger Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q. What's the best thing about a blow job? A. Ten minutes of silence! Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A. He heard the snow blower coming. Q. What do the spice girls and a pack of M+Ms have in common? A. There are assorted colors, but they all taste the same. Q. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A. Pimp. Q. What's brown and sits on a piano bench? A. Beethoven's First Movement. Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? A. I can't see a thing with all this shit in here! Q. Why do women wear black underwear? A. They are mourning for the stiff they buried the night before. Q. How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station? A. Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car. Q. What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? A. At a hockey game you see fast pucks. Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A. A salad shooter Q: What's the difference between a woman with VD and a clever midget? A: One's a cunning runt... Women all over the U.S. are giving up bowling for fucking. It seems that the balls are lighter and you don't have to change your shoes!! Q: How do deaf people have phone sex? A: By fax. Q: What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull? A: Your very last headjob. Q: Did you hear about Martina Navratilova's new book? A: It's called how I licked all them cunts at Wimbledon. Q: How can you tell if a crab is an insomniac? A: It only sleeps in snatches. [/QUOTE]
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