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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063330507" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Sexy Thanksgiving Story</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own.</p><p></p><p>Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw the door.</p><p></p><p>Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin.</p><p></p><p>From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits.</p><p></p><p>The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin.</p><p></p><p>My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body.</p><p></p><p>I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door.</p><p></p><p>As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I.</p><p></p><p>I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in.</p><p></p><p>I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can't put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it,</p><p></p><p>I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender.</p><p></p><p>I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good.</p><p></p><p>Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste.</p><p></p><p>"Oh yes", I say to you,</p><p></p><p>I must say Grace "Thank God for Butterball turkey.... Amen"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">17 Ways To Cook A Turkey Go buy a turkey</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. Take a drink of whisky</p><p>2. Put turkey in the oven</p><p>3. Take another 2 drinks of whisky</p><p>4. Set the degree at 375 ovens</p><p>5. Take 3 more whiskys of drink</p><p>6. Turk the bastey</p><p>7. Whisky another bottle of get</p><p>8. Ponder the meat thermometer</p><p>9. Glass yourself a pour of whisky</p><p>10. Bake the whisky for 4 hours</p><p>11. Take the oven out of the turkey</p><p>12. Floor the turkey up off of the pick</p><p>13. Turk the carvey</p><p>14. Get yourself another scottle of botch</p><p>15. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey</p><p>16. Bless the dinner and pass out </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>* Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!</p><p>* Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it.</p><p>* Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam.</p><p>* What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape.</p><p>* How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore.</p><p>* Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside.</p><p>* Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all. </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@</span></strong></p><p></p><p>"Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby. "Hmmm ... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?" replied his mate. "Turkey style? I've heard of 'doggy style,' but what in the world is turkey style?" To which the wife replied, "Gobble, gobble, gobble!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063330507, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Sexy Thanksgiving Story[/COLOR][/B] I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own. Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw the door. Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin. From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits. The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin. My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body. I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door. As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I. I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in. I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can't put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it, I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender. I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good. Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste. "Oh yes", I say to you, I must say Grace "Thank God for Butterball turkey.... Amen" [B][COLOR="Teal"]17 Ways To Cook A Turkey Go buy a turkey[/COLOR][/B] 1. Take a drink of whisky 2. Put turkey in the oven 3. Take another 2 drinks of whisky 4. Set the degree at 375 ovens 5. Take 3 more whiskys of drink 6. Turk the bastey 7. Whisky another bottle of get 8. Ponder the meat thermometer 9. Glass yourself a pour of whisky 10. Bake the whisky for 4 hours 11. Take the oven out of the turkey 12. Floor the turkey up off of the pick 13. Turk the carvey 14. Get yourself another scottle of botch 15. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey 16. Bless the dinner and pass out [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] * Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven! * Where did the first corn come from? The stalk brought it. * Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam. * What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape. * How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore. * Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside. * Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all. [B][COLOR="Red"]@@@[/COLOR][/B] "Well, dear what's it to be tonight?" said the amorous hubby. "Hmmm ... I'm in the mood for something special tonight, how about turkey style?" replied his mate. "Turkey style? I've heard of 'doggy style,' but what in the world is turkey style?" To which the wife replied, "Gobble, gobble, gobble!" [/QUOTE]
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