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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063329038" data-attributes="member: 14320">A New MotorcycleSteve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.His girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He rides his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight awhile ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table, and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table.All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. When he witnesses this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "Okay, enough already, I'll do the fucking dishes!"======A camel and an elephant meet.The elephant asked the camel:"Why do you have your breasts on your back?"The camel, clearly irritated, replies:"What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."======Why did it take so long for Lorena Bobbitt to throw the dick outthe window?She didn't have the balls.---------- Post added at 06:19 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 12:34 PM ---------- The Fart ListTHE CUSHIONED FART: A concealed fart, sometimes successful. The farter is usuallyon the fat side, sometimes a girl. They will squirm and push their butt way down into thecushions of a sofa or over-stuffed chair and ease-out a fart very carefully without movingthen or for some time after. Some odor may escape, but usually not much. Common withsome people.THE DUD FART: The Dud Fart is not really a fart at all. It's a fart that fails. For thisreason it is strictly a group one identification fart, because there is no real way you canidentify a fart that somebody else expected to fart but didn't. It is the most private of allfarts. In most cases the farter usually feels a little disappointed.THE ECHO FART: This is a fart that can be wrongly identified. It is not some greatloud fart in an empty gym or on the rim of the Grand Canyon. The true Echo Fart is a fartthat makes its own echo. It is a two-toned fart, the first tone loud, then a pause, and thenthe second tone. Like an echo.THE G AND L FART: This is one of the most ordinary and pedestrian of farts, known to everyone. Certainly it is the least gross. If you have not already guessed, G and L standsfor Gambled and Lost. One of the most embarrassing of all farts, even when you are alone.THE GHOST FART: A doubtful fart in most cases, as it is supposed to be identifiedby odor alone and to occur, for instance, in an empty house. You enter and smell a fart,yet no one is there. People will insist that only a fart could have that odor, but some believeit is just something that happens to smell like a fart.THE HIC-HACHOO-FART FART: This is strictly an old lady's fart. What happens is thatthe person manages to hiccough, sneeze, and fart all at the same time. After an old ladyfarts a Hic-Hachoo-Fart Fart she will usually pat her chest and say, "My, my", or"Well, well". There is no reason she should not be proud, as this is probably as neat anold person's fart as there is.</blockquote>

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