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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063322017" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Weird GuyThis weird guy from the city drops into a country pub one night and lays ten $100notes on the bar and claims that he can eat the sloppiest turd ever produced. If hecan't, then who ever lays this turd will be a grand richer.The first guy to try was a trucker who proceeded to produce a turd that was so runnyit started to run down the cracks in the floor. The city fella licked it up in no time. Thenext guy to have a go was an old pig raiser and he does a shit that went from his chairover the table and onto the next chair. This city dude panicked a bit but still ate it infive seconds flat.Now everybody in the pub was amazed and it looked like the city dude was going to keephis money. Then this biker walked into the bar and decided to have a go. He stood on thebar and laid the meanest, smelliest shit ever seen. It went up the length of the bar, downacross the barstools and right to the feet of this dude. He gets down and starts chompingbut all of a sudden heaves his guts out all over the place. The biker goes over to the bar,picks up his money and as he was about to leave he decided to stir this dude.The weird city guy turned around and said, "it wasn't your turd that made me sick, it wasthat little bastard picking his nose in the corner.BBBBBHarry's missus had died, and at the funeral, Harry was in a terrible mess. He kept crying,yelling, pulling his hair and wailing, "What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?!The priest took pity on the poor guy and came over to him."My son," the priest said. "I know this is hard on you, but eventually the pain will go awayand you will find another fine woman, marry again and forget about all this in years to come.""Yeah, yeah, Reverend, I know all that," Harry sobbed. "But who's gonna cook me dinnerand let me root her tonight!"---------- Post added at 06:05 PM ---------- 6 hour anti-bump limit - Previous post was at 01:05 PM ---------- Battle Of The Sexes Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man...*That's it?*Wow - look at all the hair on your back!*Maybe you should start going to the gym more.*That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator?*Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead?*Wake me when it's over, ok?*I think the condom's too big.*Zzzzzz....*You want me to what?!?*Well, that explains the padded pants.*Did you take out the garbage yet?*My husband's in the Marines.*He's due home any day now.*Is that a toupee?*So THAT'S what your ex warned me about!*No.*Surgery might be able to help.*Not until you've showered.*That must be my mother on the phone.*Your brother's bigger.*Your best friend's better.*Are you done yet?*Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut!*Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear.*You might want to see a doctor about that.*Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!Things NOT to say to a naked woman...*Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon.*How many storage boxes can you fit in there?!*You must be very experienced.*Remember, you said this was a freebie...right?*Wait, let me get a board and rope so I don't fall in.*I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna lose it.*Why do you wear a bra when you've already got a belt.*Would you mind rolling around in this flour.*I heard carpenters dream about you.*So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.*Look....I can get my whole arm in.*It's a good thing you have so many other talents.*Is that an optical illusion?*If I look right at it I feel like I'm falling in.*Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your head?*Do you mind if I wear one too...in case yours falls off?*Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish?*I heard you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.*Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?*I've been wondering all night what that smell was.*Maybe if I get really wasted I wont mind your body.*You know they have surgery to fix that.*Everybody down at the bar said you were good.*Oh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra, it makes those lines go away.*Huh? They told me your name was Jezebel.*I expect a good time, at least, the bathroom wall said so.*You're not as ugly as people claim, not quite anyway.*You're not 'that' fat.*I see why everyone said, with you, it's better with the lights out.*Wow, you like it the same way your little sister does.</blockquote>

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