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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063320942" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>The doctor tells a male patient that he has a case of</p><p>venereal disease.</p><p></p><p>The man replies "That is impossible, I haven't been with</p><p>anyone recently. I must have caught it off a toilet seat".</p><p></p><p>Doctor says, " in that case you must have been chewing it</p><p>because you have got it in your gums!!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">xzxzxz</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before</p><p>washing it. </p><p>Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several</p><p>times.</p><p>That night when I went to bed, I leaned over to my husband and asked,</p><p>"Do I smell like olive oil?" "No," he said, sniffing me.</p><p>"Do I smell like Popeye?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"> xzxzxz</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Cute little 5-year old Tiffany comes home from</p><p>kindergarten and says to her mother:</p><p></p><p>"Momy, Tomi's penis is like a peanut".</p><p></p><p>Her mother, a little surprised, asks:</p><p>"why? is it because it's so small, darling?".</p><p></p><p>"No,", answers Tiffeny, "because it's so salty"...</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"> xzxzxz</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow,</p><p>Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how,</p><p>Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit,</p><p>Ching Chong Chinaman covered in shit!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063320942, member: 14320"] The doctor tells a male patient that he has a case of venereal disease. The man replies "That is impossible, I haven't been with anyone recently. I must have caught it off a toilet seat". Doctor says, " in that case you must have been chewing it because you have got it in your gums!! [B][COLOR="Red"]xzxzxz[/COLOR][/B] Trying to control my dry hair, I treated my scalp with olive oil before washing it. Worried that the oil might leave an odor, I washed my hair several times. That night when I went to bed, I leaned over to my husband and asked, "Do I smell like olive oil?" "No," he said, sniffing me. "Do I smell like Popeye? [B][COLOR="Red"] xzxzxz[/COLOR][/B] Cute little 5-year old Tiffany comes home from kindergarten and says to her mother: "Momy, Tomi's penis is like a peanut". Her mother, a little surprised, asks: "why? is it because it's so small, darling?". "No,", answers Tiffeny, "because it's so salty"... [B][COLOR="Red"] xzxzxz[/COLOR][/B] Ching Chong Chinaman went to milk a cow, Ching Chong Chinaman didn't know how, Ching Chong Chinaman pulled the wrong tit, Ching Chong Chinaman covered in shit! [/QUOTE]
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