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<blockquote data-quote="ashween" data-source="post: 2727177" data-attributes="member: 622"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong><u>How To Make Love</u></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>Ingredients</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">4 Laughing eyes</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">4 Well-shaped legs</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">4 Loving arms</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">2 Firm milk containers</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">2 Nuts</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">1 Fur-lined mixing bowl</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">1 Firm banana</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>Directions</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">1. Look into laughing eyes.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><strong>Notes</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px">3. If cake rises, leave town.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ashween, post: 2727177, member: 622"] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][B][U]How To Make Love[/U] Ingredients[/B] 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana [B]Directions[/B] 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. [B]Notes[/B] 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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