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wahahah good one ASH!!!!!!!!!!!!
wassup dead ppl!!!
How to Raise the Dead
Satisfaction comes with a job well-done, and nothing satisfies so much as bringing someone back from death. While horror movies and best-sellers make it look easy, raising the dead is a difficult skill that can go horribly wrong, so be careful. Read on to learn more.
Difficulty: Challenging
Instructions
1.
Step 1
Ensure that the person is really dead. The normal procedure is to check their pulse and see if they are breathing by putting your face near their face to feel for air flow while looking at their chest to see if it is moving. Poking them with a sharp stick is a good bet, as well.
2.
Step 2
Follow the old voodoo practice of pretending to raise the dead. Buy some puffer fish, grind it into a powder and feed it to a victim. Chances are about 50-50 that they will only go into a catatonic state instead of die. You can later raise them from the dead with other drugs. Be aware that the resurrected person may be brain damaged and technically considered the undead. You need lots of practice to get a drug cocktail recipe that works consistently.
3.
Step 3
Pull a Frankenstein by using electricity to raise a dead person. Place a defibrillator on the corpse's chest and continue to shock the heart to keep it pumping. You also need some type of apparatus that forces air into the lungs. While technically alive now, the patient will not be able to leave your makeshift battery. By rigging up a portable shock unit, you could make the creature capable of limited movement, perhaps crawling.
4.
Step 4
Follow the example of Anita Blake, vampire hunter. She uses her psychic ability to pull them from their graves, but you could just dig them up with a shovel. To reanimate the corpse, Anita douses the dead person with animal blood, within the safety of a magical circle that the corpse can't cross. It the person has been dead a long time it may be necessary to use human blood.
5.
Step 5
Practice your necromancy skills, the art of death magick. Go to the grave of the deceased between midnight and 1 a.m. to recite your incantation. Be extremely careful because evil spirits have been known to enter the corpse instead of the rightful soul.
6.
Step 6
Play loud, obnoxious music as an alternative to more messy dead-raising methods. Mama always said your music was loud enough "to raise the dead"; so crank it up and see if it works.
Satisfaction comes with a job well-done, and nothing satisfies so much as bringing someone back from death. While horror movies and best-sellers make it look easy, raising the dead is a difficult skill that can go horribly wrong, so be careful. Read on to learn more.
Difficulty: Challenging
Instructions
1.
Step 1
Ensure that the person is really dead. The normal procedure is to check their pulse and see if they are breathing by putting your face near their face to feel for air flow while looking at their chest to see if it is moving. Poking them with a sharp stick is a good bet, as well.
2.
Step 2
Follow the old voodoo practice of pretending to raise the dead. Buy some puffer fish, grind it into a powder and feed it to a victim. Chances are about 50-50 that they will only go into a catatonic state instead of die. You can later raise them from the dead with other drugs. Be aware that the resurrected person may be brain damaged and technically considered the undead. You need lots of practice to get a drug cocktail recipe that works consistently.
3.
Step 3
Pull a Frankenstein by using electricity to raise a dead person. Place a defibrillator on the corpse's chest and continue to shock the heart to keep it pumping. You also need some type of apparatus that forces air into the lungs. While technically alive now, the patient will not be able to leave your makeshift battery. By rigging up a portable shock unit, you could make the creature capable of limited movement, perhaps crawling.
4.
Step 4
Follow the example of Anita Blake, vampire hunter. She uses her psychic ability to pull them from their graves, but you could just dig them up with a shovel. To reanimate the corpse, Anita douses the dead person with animal blood, within the safety of a magical circle that the corpse can't cross. It the person has been dead a long time it may be necessary to use human blood.
5.
Step 5
Practice your necromancy skills, the art of death magick. Go to the grave of the deceased between midnight and 1 a.m. to recite your incantation. Be extremely careful because evil spirits have been known to enter the corpse instead of the rightful soul.
6.
Step 6
Play loud, obnoxious music as an alternative to more messy dead-raising methods. Mama always said your music was loud enough "to raise the dead"; so crank it up and see if it works.
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u dun tell me u really read those crap....
u dun tell me u really read those crap....
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ello all...still alive ar this thread? anybody got go see see the drift sessions near gelang patah on sunday evenings?
i'm wondering bout that also..:hmmmm::hmmmm:
got la...mostly singaporeans. its the gelang patah track mah. last time i went got 1 pink s15 driven by this chick...i guess thats all i remember. interested in going see see together?
prefer to go see go kart this weekend......
i'm always want to go there but sadly i've no ride currently..
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until now i'm still wondering where's actually this go kart track??
interesting on what??
where's the kart track? how much they charge la? for drift...not sure if they will drift this weekend or not. last time i go see nobody there...but that was after a murder happened somewhere near there la.
owndferra, wat happened to yr ride?
owndferra, wat happened to yr ride?
wah,got murder case there meh??scary man..
what happened to my ride?? :hmmmm::hmmmm:in malay words i will say "piston kecut"..hehehe
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