JB New Section........ Part 4.....

[ashween]

[FONT=&quot]Since history began, the Chinese always believed in the significance
[FONT=&quot]of one's name. They have developed a very comprehensive system of naming one's children as it is believed that the name of a person strongly influences one's destiny and fate. Astrologers, fortune tellers, academics and monks are consulted when choosing a name for the new born. The other cultures, however do not really believe in it
and tend to brush it off as superstition.

Whether you believe it or not, however, the other cultures are not spared of this correlation.
For example, the Chinese surname LEE (or LI) is associated with power
and success such as Lee Kuan Yew, Lee Teng Hui (former Taiwan
President), Li Peng ( China 's ex PM), Li Ka Shing (HK tycoon) and LEE
Iacocca - once Chrysler's chief, and Lee Van Cliff, the actor.

One very good example is Lee Iacocca, whose last name IACOCCA [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=&quot]stands for: [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

I
Am
Chairman
Of
Chrysler
Corporation
America [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

Coincidence? ..........

Look at the following familiar examples: [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

MAHATHIR ( Malaysia 's PM):

My
Assets
Halved
After
The
Hit
In
Ringgit ! [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

SUHARTO (Ex president ofIndonesia) :

Should
U
Have
Additional
Rupiahs,
Throw
Out! [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

BUSH (American President) :

Beat
Up
Saddam
Hussein ! [/FONT][FONT=&quot]

CLINTON :

Call
Lewinsky,
I
Need
The
Oral
Now [/FONT][FONT=&quot]!

However, no one can beat this latest casualty in bad naming : [/FONT][FONT=&quot]


OSAMA:

Oh
Shit,
! American
Missiles
Again!!![/FONT]

 

[ashween]

who open table?

 

[ashween]

mahjong meh? 4ppl onli lei....


blackjack or poker la....

 

[normality78]

i dun mind mahjong. from the respond, i think max also 4 plp only. whahaha

 

[tykiasu]

mahjong? i dunno how to play also...

black jack ok la....

 

[Basil Basil]

frank 1st thing 1st.........whos house to go 1st to have the session.............

 

[alexklg]

blackjack easier lah.... no need think so much.. hahaha.... when we having our first gambling tt session?

 

[alexklg]

niama.... where got quiet... so freaking a lot of cars in JB....

 

[normality78]

whahahaa, roadblock everywhr also.

keon, u work on cny?

 

[Basil Basil]

blackjack ok lar..........at whos house 1st??????????

 

[Basil Basil]

ok i balik rumah 1st................you guyz set the venue 1st...............

 

[tykiasu]

ya..better dont come thru permas. jpj block sial...before the bridge( from permas to bakar batu) then polis block after bridge.

if can dont pass by permas area. dunno why they like to block there.

keon, this morning is so quiet. maybe tomorrow lagi quiet.

basil,

go ur house la... u got wife can bring us drink also ma...wakakaka ...jk jk..

 

[normality78]

basil,
go ur house la. got FOC beer, Jack/D and peanuts

 

[alexklg]

I sponsor Carlsberg, but tmr only can get the beer...

 

[alexklg]

frank... no i don't. i off until next wednesday night.

 

[Basil Basil]

good morning guyz............

bad news i open table TT I cant make it............yesterday announce to my whole family member I kena tui like hell..............coz i am basically having reunion dinner at my aunty house (louisa house)..............then dunno hang there untill wat time........then tat is not the issue rite coz we start table late at nite right??? WRONG cannot coz next day morning have to go church at 9am..........i already like WTF haiz.............i really dun mind u guyz come.............i even prepare a bottle of vodka already for u guyz..............but the bloody problem is my family................KNN......................haiz.........so whos house to go.................i suggest u guyz go ahead for CNY eve........... then 1st day of CNY late night have it in my house...............how bout tat......................paiseh guyz.............i really wan to have it at my house but banyak pasal lar..............ribuan ampun.................but the vodka is still watting for u guyz ok......................


Frank wat is yr opinion...........................guyz feedback plz.................

 

[alexklg]

Basil, we don't want to trouble you and your family... if your family don't feel like it, don't want to impose any trouble to you. We can always find other place to open table one... no problem.

 

[tykiasu]

agreed with keon, we dont want to be your bad hats in your familiy's eye man.

however, The VODKA must come also la...wakakakaka.. Morning guys!

Yesterday's TT was quite last minute. I scheduled for something earlier.... sorry dudes.

 

[normality78]

whahahaha.... i must admit im suprise this news comes late. coz i already know you wun make it. already on normal TT u cant join in which makes me very very suprise to see you keep asking whr open table here and there. my mind was like "eh, can u attend meh? your wife allow meh?" whahahahaha

 

[normality78]

eh, CNY u go church for wat ar? like totally clash religious celebration like that leh.... wahahahahaa