JB New Section........ Part 4.....

wah...din know got 4g62 n 4g69 all...
pening sial....

guess we hav to send out "warning" to all mitsu mechs....
waahahahahaha
 
4g69 oso know sial.....
but then can ask y ppl always do 1.9 mivec but not 2.0/2.2 mivec....
old man brain is a very interesting thing...
dunno how it function sial....

btw....
frank...the pic u posted...
yes...its FTO interior...
in a satria???
 
oh...
now u remember...
edi told u dunno how many fuckin time edi.....
yet once in a while u'll forget....
 
cal...frank may be the first person rojak 4g9x and 4g6x.....so beware....
 
hahahhaa....
now can shoot him better fast fast shoot...
before he start playin mitsu....
then no chance liao....
heehee....

eh...
PG track got offer sial...
track day 4hrs for RM150 oni.....
damn shiok right???
---> http://www.johorcircuit.com.my/
 
calvin, how to tahan 4 hours sial...... 3 hours also very long to me liao...
 
wahahahaa... that video very long time edi one.... u shld see those using jack somemore, brick and so on... whahahaha anyway i dont have the habit of pumping full tank except long journey. so dun worry
 
i just received bad news from boss......he promote me.....1st thing he say....get comfortable car because i'll be traveling to melaka and n9 like every other day........fark me la.....
 
i wanna go home sleep now liao.....enjoy last few days of peace.....
 
A32? cricket using leh.... u wanna same league with him? whahahaha... also, A32 got nothing much to mod. Accord still got something can play
 
A32 either masuk cricket gang or masuk my father's uncle gang....
later ash stress till his hair grow back sial!!!!
hahahaha

accord can play H22A, adjustables, bla bla bla.....
but then sei-fei-lo oso can play 2.5 or 3.0 ma, adjustables or fully loaded (air suspension), sama saja la......
 
GROSS World Records!

MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los
Angeles in July 1991.

LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and
28
inches from her vagina.

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely
insert a
lubricated American football into her vagina.

ZIT POPPING
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and
projected a
detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7 ft 1 inch.

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is
Khoona.
It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of
a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is
believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato
juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime.
It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail
umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump.'

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal
fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4 in) and the
greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced
a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially
measured at
12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially
recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
 

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