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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2571574" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... Cheap....... ....no strings attached .</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off .</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Sign In A Bar: "Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance."</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">A Traffic Slogan: Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother !</span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2571574, member: 14320"] [B][FONT="Franklin Gothic Medium"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Navy"]Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... Cheap....... ....no strings attached . Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time! Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading. My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle. You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off . Sign In A Bar: "Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance." Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way. Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman. The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions. Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention. Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone. The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us. Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business. A Traffic Slogan: Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be. Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager. Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother ![/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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