Meet up with JPJ road block.

zero_kool

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wiramod11 said:
damn today meet with JPJ...damn kau sui..!!!
Just come out from my house 1 km nia jam and road block..near
PGRM area...

conversions with the 1st officer...
1st Officer: Ini wira ka evo...??
me: wira lar encik..tada duit beli evo mah..
1st Officer: ini salah ni ... you punya depan kereta halfcut evo..!!
me: encik bagi peluang lar... (i make 1 cent face)
1st Officer: tak boleh macam ni... macam ini katakan kalau you lelaki
pakai skirt ..?? apa macam..??? (at the same time - he just round my
car look at my spoiler, ekzos pipe...and even look inside..)
than...
1st Officer: apa macam...saya buka surat bagi you pergi wangsa maju
JPJ check kereta..so you tukar balik semua ori.. ok..???
me: lar...jangan macam ni encik..bagi peluang .. lar...(1 cent face again)

after this...that guy ask his senior officer to see...and the senior officer
said the same thing...he even ask to open my bonnet see my engine..and
even ask me this and that lar...what mod i do lar... than i said give me chances
lar...encik.... at least that guy piss off..already...he said "Ini engine head you
sudah mod ka..?? HAH..!!! ni bukan ori..!!!" i said ini ori lar encik 1.6 proton..!!
He said... "you ingat i bodoh ka...saya pun kaki mod...!!! you sudah tukar you
punya engine head lagi buat tak tau..!!!..dah..dah...jalan ...jalan..!!!"

damn i was luckly to go off... but the problem is my engine head not even mod..
it was all original except for the internal engine nia mah...bugger... summore said
he also kaki mod.... i didn't even want to give a bribe at them at all...i guess that's
why he was so piss off........bugger.....
bro,
may i ask what engin are u running with??evo??
 

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aiks, few months back i kena jpj at sg buloh... mivec bodykit... :O he dun let me go.... rm100 flew away....
 

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i see...standard stock wira engine no problem ler...that guy wanted some bribe maybe bcoz of ur body kits kua...:p...if lidat...i think i kena lor....engine not ori satria, body kit with r-34...damn......
 

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zero u sure kena tangkap 1 when block
furthermore 'chui' here n there wif ur bov
 

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gsrTurbo9166 said:
hahaha
zero u sure kena tangkap 1 when block
furthermore 'chui' here n there wif ur bov
what chiu here and there....me drive slow one la......u oso with ur chiu chiu bov la....hahahahah....cannot cannot...must becareful now dee....hey gsrTurbo9166, u oso with ur promote kit and showing ur intercooler oso ler......so....surely kena kacau one...

cheers
 

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aiya kwai..you kena rm100 ka... hmmm..now they want more
and more money liao....

zero_kool...hahah... i think if the jpj people saw your car...
they sure pening kepala one... sure they will ask ..."this car is satria
ka.. or skyline...??? apamacam engine lain macam.." hahhaha... :D

just now just call up my friend in JPJ... they said they will do a few
mass road block this month(Aug)....!! damn...really have to use other
car to drive liao....
 

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:D the jpj guy already know 1st time doing inspection at puspakom sure lepas punya cause only tukar engine shj.that why after that if they tangkap 1 more time ask they owner go inspect .lagi sekali...cause the car sure sudah up grade punya....sure kantol....so prepare the money...
 

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those cops wanna bully those people that are not aware of their rights...

I had my case too.
1. Super Drager 3" inlet with 5" Tip.
(i've checked with JPJ using big tip exhaust with big inlet is not wrong if installation is done according to JPJ specs) - following the original route of the piping. Not the tembak bulan tip and straight flow type which is illegal.

Polis : Encik, kete u semua ok... tapi exhaust tu besar lah sangat...
Me : Eh.. tapi memang exhaust i besar.. so apa salah nya?
Polis : Memang salah la tu.. exhaust modified...
Me : La... exhaust I mana ada modified?? Ori dari Japan la. Skali dengan half-cut maaa...
Polis : Ada ori exhaust besaq sampai besaq kepala orang??
Me : Aduh... ada la.. Tuan pi tengok kat www.hksusa.com
Polis : ??? tapi salah jugak... la ni cam mana?? nak i buka saman?
Me : Tuan.. i dah pi puspakom check.. semua nye ok ma... mana ada kete turbo pakai exhaust kecik?? Tuan pernah nampak? hancur la engine.. mulut besaq kuat makan.. tapi bujur kecik tak sempat nak buang... betul tak?
Polis : Tapi tu.. salah memang salah... cam mana?
Me : Tak pa.. la ni kita pi JPJ.. kalau dia orang cakap salah.. dan dan kat sana gak i bagi exhaust i free kat tuan.. amacam?
Polis : ??? betul JPJ kata OK kat kete hang?
Me : Of coz... (while showing the geran & puspakom report - which is already outdated anyway)
Polis : ok la.. Jalannnnnnnnnn

the morale... if u think what u have done may be wrong.. just call any JPJ and verify with them. Or go for a puspakom check up.. keep the report with u to show them. Even if it is outdated.

p/s: ask them politely where u can check which or what is illegal to mod bumper and hood. tell them if there is a law .. den u are willingly to pay the summone.. if not please don't guess..

For general info
JPJ Hotline.
Kemusykilan ? Aduan
HotLine 03 88884244

Bahagian Penguatkuasa
03 88866412


btw..



Mengubahsuai kenderaan tanpa kebenaran
S
eksyen 64(2)
Seksyen 119(2)
RM 300.00




Pemunya mengubahsuai struktur kenderaan
Seksyen 38(1)
Seksyen 38(2)
RM 300.00



these two are very subjective.
 
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kwai said:
aiks, few months back i kena jpj at sg buloh... mivec bodykit... :O he dun let me go.... rm100 flew away....
wah brother... y so much? wat car u driving that time?
 

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ftzone said:
those cops wanna bully those people that are not aware of their rights...

I had my case too.
1. Super Drager 3" inlet with 5" Tip.
(i've checked with JPJ using big tip exhaust with big inlet is not wrong if installation is done according to JPJ specs) - following the original route of the piping. Not the tembak bulan tip and straight flow type which is illegal.

Polis : Encik, kete u semua ok... tapi exhaust tu besar lah sangat...
Me : Eh.. tapi memang exhaust i besar.. so apa salah nya?
Polis : Memang salah la tu.. exhaust modified...
Me : La... exhaust I mana ada modified?? Ori dari Japan la. Skali dengan half-cut maaa...
Polis : Ada ori exhaust besaq sampai besaq kepala orang??
Me : Aduh... ada la.. Tuan pi tengok kat www.hksusa.com
Polis : ??? tapi salah jugak... la ni cam mana?? nak i buka saman?
Me : Tuan.. i dah pi puspakom check.. semua nye ok ma... mana ada kete turbo pakai exhaust kecik?? Tuan pernah nampak? hancur la engine.. mulut besaq kuat makan.. tapi bujur kecik tak sempat nak buang... betul tak?
Polis : Tapi tu.. salah memang salah... cam mana?
Me : Tak pa.. la ni kita pi JPJ.. kalau dia orang cakap salah.. dan dan kat sana gak i bagi exhaust i free kat tuan.. amacam?
Polis : ??? betul JPJ kata OK kat kete hang?
Me : Of coz... (while showing the geran & puspakom report - which is already outdated anyway)
Polis : ok la.. Jalannnnnnnnnn

the morale... if u think what u have done may be wrong.. just call any JPJ and verify with them. Or go for a puspakom check up.. keep the report with u to show them. Even if it is outdated.

p/s: ask them politely where u can check which or what is illegal to mod bumper and hood. tell them if there is a law .. den u are willingly to pay the summone.. if not please don't guess..

For general info
JPJ Hotline.
Kemusykilan ? Aduan
HotLine 03 88884244

Bahagian Penguatkuasa
03 88866412


btw..



Mengubahsuai kenderaan tanpa kebenaran

Seksyen 64(2)

Seksyen 119(2)

RM 300.00




Pemunya mengubahsuai struktur kenderaan
Seksyen 38(1)
Seksyen 38(2)
RM 300.00



these two are very subjective.

This is the best part!!!! hahahahaha:D :D
 

digitax

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kwai said:
aiks, few months back i kena jpj at sg buloh... mivec bodykit... :O he dun let me go.... rm100 flew away....
if promote bumper lepas or not ar ?
 

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that only jpj block if ops besepadu all spec ur car they check.
from small to big thing.the jpj bring ruler n coke tin check car's plate n ur car lowered or not.carefull in highway
 

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wahh lower the car also cannot wan meh?? :confused:
stupid laa aiyohz...
today i was talking with my friends la.. bout roadblock jpj bla bla.. then some of them also got some mods wan .. then some put sticker on car.. so they also worried la, stick stickers not illegal wan right? someone can confirm?
 

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