Who Needs Nintendo? Internet chats in China just got more interactive

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Seraph

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Where was I when they held the Sexual Culture Fair here in Guangzhou, China last year and designated this cyber-toy as an AIDS prevention product?

The rage of the show, these are sets of latex organs that can be plugged into a USB port and controlled remotely by your partner at the other end of the firewall. Interactive gaming just got interesting. It was intended for couples separated geographically by work or circumstance. Right!


The National Sex Studies Institute loved this item, but the The Communist Youth League (who also has it in for Voodoo dolls) considers the gizmo "one-sided" (I am not sure they measured the impact of that phrase,) and says it "does not consider the welfare of the majority" (Imagine that!) and that it is a "betrayal of thousands of years of traditional Chinese morality."

Traditional Chinese Morality, aye? I am all for it, but palaces for concubines do not come cheap these days! One corrupt official was arrested for using Olympic Building Monies to construct an apartment house for his female friends.

This gives "Joystick" a whole new meaning.

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i thought this "joystick" idea had already been going around since like forever? i know that time i didn't even have streamyx yet... and the requirement is a phoneline with internet access XD
 
Cool but they will probably ban this in Malaysia. Anyone checked "I need shop" for these gadgets?
 
The National Sex Studies Institute???Wow... cool.
seraph, we shall setup ours in Malaysia.
You be the Dean of the faculty. :biggrin:
 

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