police ops.

[NISMO S-TUNE]

WAH THN SURE R34 win la
wira so ... 1 crash bcum besi buruk ad la
hahahahahaa~:stupid:

Truth also oh....

 

[TitanRev]

Hahaha..sekali bang.. will become tin milo....

 

[Dr.D]

anyone know the owner of the skyline who raced at the dataran that day? he sure put his standards down to race a wira..

 

[joethurr]

anyone know the owner of the skyline who raced at the dataran that day? he sure put his standards down to race a wira..

Yeah man....

 

[lanevocool]

anyone know the owner of the skyline who raced at the dataran that day? he sure put his standards down to race a wira..

LOL
dun play play ah~
the wira is from outstation challenge k.l skyline r34
dun play play ohx
of skyline pt his standard
mati lor
sure r34 lose ad lor


Bump:

Hahaha..sekali bang.. will become tin milo....

hey tin milo lagi cantik daripada selepas accident punya wira
hahahaha~

 

[cosmicgate]

kenak before at mrr2 highway.Police stopped me for no obvious reason wtf.

police: oh brother,kereta cantik.Pigi mana?
me(voice in head):yeah right, cut the crap.
me:selamat malam encik, baru lepas makan malam.(was with friends for supper, wearing shorts sumore. got tactic one, after clubbing, change shorts, got excuse ma hahahahah)
police:boleh tunjuk IC/driving license?
me:boleh..*whips out ic/driving license and gracefully passes it to police*

meanwhile police goes around checking my car and comes back.

police:sebenarnya encik, kita orang set up speed trap. kita tangkap you speeding tadi kat sana.*points to the back of a stretch of highway behind me*. You laju, 128kmph.

me(voice in head):hahahahahahaahha. i almost laughed out. i was just cruising at 70-80 back there.If i wanted to go fast i don't think 128 is the limit dude.

me:..........

police: encik kerja apa?

me(voice in head):hahahahhahaah. now this is obviously a set up. god damn polis malaysia-sia.

me:kerja opis boi. ini kereta kawan.

police:ooooo..bagus. lawa kereta.so encik nak settle skrang or dapat ticket?

me:bagi ticket.

police: hah?apa?????????

me:bagi ticket la bang.dah lewat ni, saya ni rakyat malaysia bagus. kalau saman kena bayar lo apa lagi.

police:.......... ................... .................. ..............

me(voice in head):ROFLMAO. not like i can't pay for speeding ticket. just give leh, waste my time.

police:ok, jalan. kita issue ticket bagi address rumah u okay?

me:okay. bai bai~~~~~


its been close to 4 years. I never got that ticket on my housing address. every year i went to renew my roadtax and i asked, do i have a saman? girl at counter always tells me no. I'm still waiting for that ticket to reach my house seriously.

 

[amTonjet]

wa~~~
VERY SMART LA U BRO

 

[ERU_LXY_SKY]

good idea next time go downtown clubbin shall bring along the shorts.
izzit the speed trap is right after tmn connaught 1?just after the bridge 1?

maybe we shall make a record, which place n wht time there will be speed traps?

 

[lanevocool]

kenak before at mrr2 highway.Police stopped me for no obvious reason wtf.

police: oh brother,kereta cantik.Pigi mana?
me(voice in head):yeah right, cut the crap.
me:selamat malam encik, baru lepas makan malam.(was with friends for supper, wearing shorts sumore. got tactic one, after clubbing, change shorts, got excuse ma hahahahah)
police:boleh tunjuk IC/driving license?
me:boleh..*whips out ic/driving license and gracefully passes it to police*

meanwhile police goes around checking my car and comes back.

police:sebenarnya encik, kita orang set up speed trap. kita tangkap you speeding tadi kat sana.*points to the back of a stretch of highway behind me*. You laju, 128kmph.

me(voice in head):hahahahahahaahha. i almost laughed out. i was just cruising at 70-80 back there.If i wanted to go fast i don't think 128 is the limit dude.

me:..........

police: encik kerja apa?

me(voice in head):hahahahhahaah. now this is obviously a set up. god damn polis malaysia-sia.

me:kerja opis boi. ini kereta kawan.

police:ooooo..bagus. lawa kereta.so encik nak settle skrang or dapat ticket?

me:bagi ticket.

police: hah?apa?????????

me:bagi ticket la bang.dah lewat ni, saya ni rakyat malaysia bagus. kalau saman kena bayar lo apa lagi.

police:.......... ................... .................. ..............

me(voice in head):ROFLMAO. not like i can't pay for speeding ticket. just give leh, waste my time.

police:ok, jalan. kita issue ticket bagi address rumah u okay?

me:okay. bai bai~~~~~


its been close to 4 years. I never got that ticket on my housing address. every year i went to renew my roadtax and i asked, do i have a saman? girl at counter always tells me no. I'm still waiting for that ticket to reach my house seriously.

obviously he police block u for duit kopi la
he expect u r drunk
u waiting for saman to reach ur home
but the truth is u din reach the limit
they hav no avidens to show that u'r wrong

 

[reintel]

kenak before at mrr2 highway.Police stopped me for no obvious reason wtf.

police: oh brother,kereta cantik.Pigi mana?
me(voice in head):yeah right, cut the crap.
me:selamat malam encik, baru lepas makan malam.(was with friends for supper, wearing shorts sumore. got tactic one, after clubbing, change shorts, got excuse ma hahahahah)
police:boleh tunjuk IC/driving license?
me:boleh..*whips out ic/driving license and gracefully passes it to police*

meanwhile police goes around checking my car and comes back.

police:sebenarnya encik, kita orang set up speed trap. kita tangkap you speeding tadi kat sana.*points to the back of a stretch of highway behind me*. You laju, 128kmph.

me(voice in head):hahahahahahaahha. i almost laughed out. i was just cruising at 70-80 back there.If i wanted to go fast i don't think 128 is the limit dude.

me:..........

police: encik kerja apa?

me(voice in head):hahahahhahaah. now this is obviously a set up. god damn polis malaysia-sia.

me:kerja opis boi. ini kereta kawan.

police:ooooo..bagus. lawa kereta.so encik nak settle skrang or dapat ticket?

me:bagi ticket.

police: hah?apa?????????

me:bagi ticket la bang.dah lewat ni, saya ni rakyat malaysia bagus. kalau saman kena bayar lo apa lagi.

police:.......... ................... .................. ..............

me(voice in head):ROFLMAO. not like i can't pay for speeding ticket. just give leh, waste my time.

police:ok, jalan. kita issue ticket bagi address rumah u okay?

me:okay. bai bai~~~~~


its been close to 4 years. I never got that ticket on my housing address. every year i went to renew my roadtax and i asked, do i have a saman? girl at counter always tells me no. I'm still waiting for that ticket to reach my house seriously.

Better get summon them pay them kopi money. I prefer 'contribute' to govt then to help this biggest 'crook' in Malaysia.

 

[lanevocool]

today morning i went to sumway to pick up my fren using my perdana
on the way home
a patrol car stop me
i know sure kena ad 1
a policeman cum to my door side
~apa engine u guna???
! evo punya
~ jpj approve kah??
! tak mungkin approve la
~ erm... mau macam mana settle??
~ nak i call jpj maro tengok u punya kereta??
~ nak i hantar u pergi uji kereta??
~ atau nak bagi ic
! huh?? bagi ic??
~ ya~ tak faham ke??
~ panas la
~ mau minum kopi la
! lol ok ok faham sekarang
! pass my ic n rm 100 to them
! cukup ???
~ memang cukup la
~ thank you ah
~ i bagi u polis punya stiker lain kali kena block tak perlu takut kacau..
~ 014 XXXXXXX i punya nombor apa hal call i jer
! ok ok thank you ah
~ ok

 

[derrickho]

wah lao like tat also can.....
like doing a kopi biz all around......

 

[reintel]

today morning i went to sumway to pick up my fren using my perdana
on the way home
a patrol car stop me
i know sure kena ad 1
a policeman cum to my door side
~apa engine u guna???
! evo punya
~ jpj approve kah??
! tak mungkin approve la
~ erm... mau macam mana settle??
~ nak i call jpj maro tengok u punya kereta??
~ nak i hantar u pergi uji kereta??
~ atau nak bagi ic
! huh?? bagi ic??
~ ya~ tak faham ke??
~ panas la
~ mau minum kopi la
! lol ok ok faham sekarang
! pass my ic n rm 100 to them
! cukup ???
~ memang cukup la
~ thank you ah
~ i bagi u polis punya stiker lain kali kena block tak perlu takut kacau..
~ 014 XXXXXXX i punya nombor apa hal call i jer
! ok ok thank you ah
~ ok

Acting big taiko this police!

 

[Daniel89]

Wa RM100 and give police sticker to you not bad eh x.x did he give you the sticker ? lolz

 

[reintel]

probably 'Rakan Cop' sticker.

 

[[PIMPIN]]

As long as they don't check urine then it's all good

 

[RERider]

lanevocool, Patrol car/MIB got right to issue summons??

 

[jim260184]

i kena once.. around klcc area..
from cheras home drinkin chinese tea n nvr drink any of wine..den went out zouk fetch my fren.. den i passs da block..
kasi tiup encik.. ooo.. da thing bibibi.. encik minum ar.. i straight pening.. takla la.. giler ka.. chinese tea also kena.. wtf.. tiup 2nd time.. kena again.. straight i open door n shock da asshole a bit.. wa takla minum apa mcm mau mengaku.. da ass hole say i chalenge him.. n ask me go n tiup another thing.. end up is nothing.. den oni da ass hole nsay.. actually i wana saman ur exhaust oni.. i straight nothing 2 say.. ask him open saman.. next day go pay RM30.. lucky nvr giv him RM50 yam cha... so.. next time dun even drink chinese tea ar..

oops.. just notice is a skyline club.. i just drivin old uncle toyota oni..

 

[lanevocool]

probably 'Rakan Cop' sticker.

no la
is a normal police stiker
can get it anywhere~

Bump:

lanevocool, Patrol car/MIB got right to issue summons??

nt sure la
i sked jpj oni la
nt police
if the stupid police contact jpj
jpj susah settle la
they dun eat money 1
later they conficate my car
die lor..
the oni car i hav

Bump:

Wa RM100 and give police sticker to you not bad eh x.x did he give you the sticker ? lolz

ya he did giv me a stiker

Bump: Juz few hours ago
my frenz brand new nismo z tune r34 is drive out from garage for a new paint job
attention all parts is ori nismo n all from japan
on our way to sunway from puchong
a patrol car block me
~ eh u punya exhaust banyak besar la saya punya tangan pun boleh masuk
! ya keh.. cuba tengok
~ eh u igat i bodoh ke manyak panas sekarang
~ tekan minyak tengok
~ apa engine u guna manyak bising
i open the bonnet n show him
luckily juz went for inspection
gt prove tat all parts is approve by jpj
! bang i ada surat dari jpj la
! semua barang pun approve punya
~ ye ke???
the letter gt a series number there
he call jpj n check whether is real anot
~ hello jpj keh..
~ i ada satu surat u olong tengok bahawa benar ke surat ni
~ XXXXXXX nissan skyline r34 nismo version
~ japan spec punya
few minite later
~ ok semua benar punya
~ ok la
~ boleh jalan la
! thank you ah bang
burnout my tire n run away
i try to callenge him but he nv catch me
stupid police

Bump: Juz few hours ago
my frenz brand new nismo z tune r34 is drive out from garage for a new paint job
attention all parts is ori nismo n all from japan
on our way to sunway from puchong
a patrol car block me
~ eh u punya exhaust banyak besar la saya punya tangan pun boleh masuk
! ya keh.. cuba tengok
~ eh u igat i bodoh ke manyak panas sekarang
~ tekan minyak tengok
~ apa engine u guna manyak bising
i open the bonnet n show him
luckily juz went for inspection
gt prove tat all parts is approve by jpj
! bang i ada surat dari jpj la
! semua barang pun approve punya
~ ye ke???
the letter gt a series number there
he call jpj n check whether is real anot
~ hello jpj keh..
~ i ada satu surat u olong tengok bahawa benar ke surat ni
~ XXXXXXX nissan skyline r34 nismo version
~ japan spec punya
few minite later
~ ok semua benar punya
~ ok la
~ boleh jalan la
! thank you ah bang
burnout my tire n run away
i try to callenge him but he nv catch me
stupid police

 

[reintel]

Thats terrible!! ur fren should ask the badge number and make official complaint.

Seriously, another facts need consideration, JPJ so good to open on sunday? Which state is this?