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<blockquote data-quote="Jasper" data-source="post: 1003671" data-attributes="member: 628"><p>0% of women had sex within the first hour of their first date. </p><p></p><p>20% of men had sex in a non-traditional place. </p><p></p><p>36% of women favour nudity. </p><p></p><p>45% of women prefer dark men with blue eyes. </p><p></p><p>46% of women experienced anal sex </p><p></p><p>70% of women prefer sex in the morning </p><p></p><p>80% of men have never experienced homosexual relations. </p><p></p><p>90% of women would like to have sex in the forest. </p><p></p><p>99% of women have never experienced sex in the office. </p><p></p><p>CONCLUSION: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day. </p><p></p><p></p><p>MORAL: Do not stay late at the office, nothing good can come of it!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jasper, post: 1003671, member: 628"] 0% of women had sex within the first hour of their first date. 20% of men had sex in a non-traditional place. 36% of women favour nudity. 45% of women prefer dark men with blue eyes. 46% of women experienced anal sex 70% of women prefer sex in the morning 80% of men have never experienced homosexual relations. 90% of women would like to have sex in the forest. 99% of women have never experienced sex in the office. CONCLUSION: Statistically speaking, you have a better chance of having anal sex in the morning with a strange woman in the forest than to have sex in the office at the end of the day. MORAL: Do not stay late at the office, nothing good can come of it! [/QUOTE]
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