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<blockquote data-quote="sakuraguy" data-source="post: 2952932" data-attributes="member: 6441"><p>At the end of a long crime-fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings Spiderman to see if he'd like to go out for a drink.</p><p></p><p>Spiderman replies, "No, I have to repair my web spinner."</p><p></p><p>So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and they're all busy.</p><p></p><p>As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot.</p><p></p><p>Superman was getting turned on looking at her. He thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening."</p><p></p><p>So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily.</p><p></p><p>Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?"</p><p></p><p>"No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sakuraguy, post: 2952932, member: 6441"] At the end of a long crime-fighting day, Superman decides he needs to relax for a few hours, so he rings Spiderman to see if he'd like to go out for a drink. Spiderman replies, "No, I have to repair my web spinner." So, Superman rings a few more of his super hero friends and they're all busy. As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw her lying on her bed naked. She's lying there and squirming around looking real hot. Superman was getting turned on looking at her. He thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said: "Did you hear something?" "No!" said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!" [/QUOTE]
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