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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2440938" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want you to </p><p>give me 12-year scotch, and don`t try to fool me because I can tell </p><p>the difference." </p><p></p><p>The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with </p><p>5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, </p><p>this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch." </p><p>The bartender tries once more with 8-year scotch. The man takes </p><p>a sip, grimaces and says, "Bartender, I don`t want 8-year scotch </p><p>like this filth. Give me 12-year scotch!" </p><p></p><p>Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year scotch, the man takes </p><p>a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that`s the real thing." </p><p></p><p>A disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with </p><p>great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of </p><p>the man and says, "Hey, I think that's really far out what you can </p><p>do. Try this one." </p><p></p><p>The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, </p><p>"Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!" </p><p></p><p>The drunk's eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, now how old am I?"</p></blockquote><p></p>

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