Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="eyong" data-source="post: 3622155" data-attributes="member: 23540">WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPINGAfter I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.Dear Mrs. Jones,Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Jones, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away?. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.12.. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ' Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least:15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

HONDA CIVIC FL5 TYPE R 2.0 (M) 2025
- Started by rickyteoh2288
- Cars for sale
TOYOTA GR YARIS 1.6 (M) 2025 RZ High Performance
- Started by rickyteoh2288
- Cars for sale
HONDA CIVIC FL5 MUGEN PART 2024
- Started by rickyteoh2288
- Cars for sale
original rare Enkei ES Tarmac 15x7jj offset +35 4H...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing SE37 17x7.5jj offset...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing TC4 18x8.5...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing ZE40 17x9jj offset...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing INGS TS06 18x8jj...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
- Started by david tao
- Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

consider to buy 350z unreg 2005.. plz helps sifus

fairlady 350z manual is 6 speed.. so, the automatic is how many speed??

is it the fairlady center console there will got heat same like my current mazda rx8??

maybe i will change my rx8 auto 4 speed to fairlady...

Hks gt3037

what is the price now for E7? where can find? in the package it comes with what component? thx for ur info...

FD spotted in JB

Spotted a FD in holiday plaza around 2.30pm today, only the second one I've seen in the flesh, dark colured with red sports seats, Johor plates. Wondering if the owner is a member here :D

hmmm......

/me looks at AiM