Update: Jokers from AW forum!!Read it on..damn9 funny!!!
Hahahahaha....i have to show u guys some of the comments from this joker (wajalove), he is spamming all over @ AW forum, he is everywhere in Honda,Nissan,Toyota,P2,Proton thread....etc!! He is the best laugh medicine wei...i was wondering wat will happen if he appear here in ZTH!! Hahahahaha....
Waja + Celica
1) " was thinking modify my waja to celica front part while retaining the
stock engine. someone told me waja engine 4g18p was developed between a
partnership of mitsu and toyota during the dakar race back mid 90`s. I been
wondering, so that means that i have vvti inside my waja.
also i heard that the chassis of waja was half based on the toyota celica (
the latest generation) and the rear was a mitsu evo.
so let`s say that combination of vvti+ mivec = fast and powerful engine?
another thing is that i heard the latest campro cps tech was bought from
toyota...
so plug and play of toyota vvti will work? " anyone want to sell his celica front part? pls call 017-8846350
1A ) " thanks for the detail answer
since the celica is not compatible with waja, i have to consider ford
mustang engine "
Waja vs 8th gen Civic
2) " limpeh drive waja one.i tell you ah..that day limpeh on LDP driving 140
kmjh on fast lane. then suddenly got one chiiiiiiiipetpet civic come
tailgate limpeh.. flash limpeh somemore.. kanina....you think you drive
civic u veli fast lah? then limpeh drop gear reeve and reach 170 kmjh. the
civic cut me from left...chipet......limpeh not happy ...show him middle
finger......
and open window, shout : cipet, u think u civic u fast lah? my waja faster....
cheepet......then pek corner.....civic slow down.....limpeh know got lotus
handling so limpeh pek corner about 120 kmjh.
civic cannot follow..
chipet, you cibic owner, spend 120K on that junk but cannot follow waja in
corner..
u bunch of monyet civic owners......chipet kia..
waja rules!
My Waja smoked 20V
3 ) " that day went testing with my fren ae92 with 20v..my waja 1.6 left him in dust after he enter 2nd gear....20v is so weak?"
Nissan Latio
4 ) " veli sick of you say latio good..
LA TIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
screw it can it pek corner like waja ?
i put gt wing create more downforce than your laitu.....
no money buy waja say lah.buy latiu"
Old Waja dicabar Batmobile
5 ) " this one really piss me off.......
I was cruising slowly at Gotham city. suddenly i heard a high reeving
engine car charging to me.. Flash me, i notice is the Batman. you know i veli hate batman cause he think he veli fast and handsome. so i very angry. I drop gear...then i know lotus handling is veli important ( that's why i buy waja)
then i pek corner at 200 kmjh ( i got press nos ) , the batman cannot
folllow me and crash.......
tomorrow morning i read newspaper
oh...... the batman die d, and who the batman?"
Concorde dicabar Waja
6 ) " enuf of those waja vs mpv story "
here is mine :
i try to race a british concorde with my waja (modded F15 engine, running methanol) at sepang..the concorde was tailgating me and flashing like
mad..i tulan *****..i slam the padel and i never saw that concorde
again..so much for breaking sound barrier ! funny la..concorde lose to my mighty waja "
MISC
.....ETC.........
* UPDATE *
8 ) " u think that was funny huh?
i bet u never saw my waja passing by milky way and sucking all the black
hole with it. my waja was so powerful that its acceleration G is greater
than the gravity of sun. it was terrfying "
9 ) " hyundai accident owners more kurang ajar
Think they driving wrx...
hahahahaha...no kaitan at all
hyundai /= subaru
mitsu = proton (so proton can evolution)
brianccg must drive the most ahbeng RXS hyundai with gull wing and
fake airscoop..ah beng ah beng....lalalalalala lalalalalallalaalalalla
10 ) (On P2 Thread)
" u cute toy car owner all no match for my waja
i can tapau u ppl up down left right center! "
11 ) " what reason my new campro cant smoke an outdated 20v?
my campro work like vtec "
12 ) ( To SMART Car Owners )
" are rubbish.......
smart for 2 cannot pek corner.....
smart for 4 look like babi hutan
you all ? look like dogs kena rape by dinosaur in the jurassic park
waja rules "
13 ) ( TO BMW Owner )
" 745LI Hidden facts " ---> is just an enlarged waja..its peformance was
not any better than waja
" BMW means? " --->>> Bertuahnya Memiliki Waja?
you guys are driving Waja in the skin of BMW?
hahaha.....pathetic
14 ) ( TO Chevy Corvette z06 )
" i dont think it can win my waja at all
wats so great about american V8 when u cant smoke a campro?
campro > V8 "
" what u talking? my waja is obviously faster in the bend with lotus
handling and my campro engine is more powerful than the v8 "
15 ) ( TO New Lancer Owner )
" the new lancer is a piece of ***** compare to waja.
you guys don't have lotus handling..
and the 4B11 engine sounds gay to me..
even Campro sounds nicer.......
our waja can tapau lots of cars..but can lancer 2.0 gt do so ?
so screw lancer
i veli hate mitsu
chhhhhhhhhhhhibai! "
16 ) ( TO Mercedes S-Class Owner )
" you think s-class fast?
you guys really nowhere to spend the money man!
spend so much on a mercedes yet loose to waja during traffic jam
pathetic man.....waja rules! "
" waja is asian 7 series!!! "
" we proton owner also take pride in our waja because of lotus handling
and campro engine......we tapau every car we see!! "
17 ) ( WAJALUTION VS EVOLUTION )
" I think wajalution takes a clean win here
We only need to spend 30K of mods on waja to evolutionized our waja
to evolution and you bunch of evo fans are idiots to get a real evo..
save some money for prositutiion you mitsu whankers....
beat my 4wd wajalution....suckers! "
** UPDATE **
18 ) ( Damn Toyota Supra )
" it looks great ..macho to me...
make me wanna make love with it
so i look left right no ppl, take off my pants
put my 'lil bro' into the exhaust piple..damn big ........and i play with it..
but after i finish..i feel nth.......
damn..waja is better at making love "
19 ) ( BMW + WAJA )
" becomes a junk
junk + good car= junk car
bmw junk , waja good car
7 series sound like 7 silly "
20 ) ( WAJA CAMPRO VS BUGATTI VEYRON )
" in think my waja is more reliable and handle better than the veyron and
yet so much cheaper
i just dont understand why ppl would spend so much on that POS
love waja "
21 ) ( WARN ALL PERSONA JUNKS )
" DON'T CALL WAJA NAMES ESP WAJUNK
CHEEE3BY3
DRIVE MALAYSIAN JUNK DUNNOE
SAY WAJA IS JUNK
BUT IN FACT IT'S JAP CAR "
22 ) (MAZDA RX8 1.3 VS WAJA 1.6 )
" everyone who study math know that 1.6 > 1.3
my waja can anytime smoke that punny 1.3 rx8 and it is cheaper..
value for money , u rx8 owner get con by mazda..hahahah..fool
love my waja till death..."
" becos my waja has beaten more of the car...even those car way above
its level such as 350z, rx7, rx8, ek9, 911 gt3 and so on..
those car were no match for my waja
oh ya..my waja is stock campro "
23 ) MISC
" kancil turbo? is that some kind of toy?
my waja tapau them without touching the gas padel.."
" Can i convert..my waja to 4wd?
need ur help lah
not for rally
i wanted to go safari with my waja "
He can even create this Poems...
I laugh like hell to see all this jokes!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
Hahahahaha....i have to show u guys some of the comments from this joker (wajalove), he is spamming all over @ AW forum, he is everywhere in Honda,Nissan,Toyota,P2,Proton thread....etc!! He is the best laugh medicine wei...i was wondering wat will happen if he appear here in ZTH!! Hahahahaha....
Waja + Celica
1) " was thinking modify my waja to celica front part while retaining the
stock engine. someone told me waja engine 4g18p was developed between a
partnership of mitsu and toyota during the dakar race back mid 90`s. I been
wondering, so that means that i have vvti inside my waja.
also i heard that the chassis of waja was half based on the toyota celica (
the latest generation) and the rear was a mitsu evo.
so let`s say that combination of vvti+ mivec = fast and powerful engine?
another thing is that i heard the latest campro cps tech was bought from
toyota...
so plug and play of toyota vvti will work? " anyone want to sell his celica front part? pls call 017-8846350
1A ) " thanks for the detail answer
since the celica is not compatible with waja, i have to consider ford
mustang engine "
Waja vs 8th gen Civic
2) " limpeh drive waja one.i tell you ah..that day limpeh on LDP driving 140
kmjh on fast lane. then suddenly got one chiiiiiiiipetpet civic come
tailgate limpeh.. flash limpeh somemore.. kanina....you think you drive
civic u veli fast lah? then limpeh drop gear reeve and reach 170 kmjh. the
civic cut me from left...chipet......limpeh not happy ...show him middle
finger......
and open window, shout : cipet, u think u civic u fast lah? my waja faster....
cheepet......then pek corner.....civic slow down.....limpeh know got lotus
handling so limpeh pek corner about 120 kmjh.
civic cannot follow..
chipet, you cibic owner, spend 120K on that junk but cannot follow waja in
corner..
u bunch of monyet civic owners......chipet kia..
waja rules!
My Waja smoked 20V
3 ) " that day went testing with my fren ae92 with 20v..my waja 1.6 left him in dust after he enter 2nd gear....20v is so weak?"
Nissan Latio
4 ) " veli sick of you say latio good..
LA TIU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
screw it can it pek corner like waja ?
i put gt wing create more downforce than your laitu.....
no money buy waja say lah.buy latiu"
Old Waja dicabar Batmobile
5 ) " this one really piss me off.......
I was cruising slowly at Gotham city. suddenly i heard a high reeving
engine car charging to me.. Flash me, i notice is the Batman. you know i veli hate batman cause he think he veli fast and handsome. so i very angry. I drop gear...then i know lotus handling is veli important ( that's why i buy waja)
then i pek corner at 200 kmjh ( i got press nos ) , the batman cannot
folllow me and crash.......
tomorrow morning i read newspaper
oh...... the batman die d, and who the batman?"
Concorde dicabar Waja
6 ) " enuf of those waja vs mpv story "
here is mine :
i try to race a british concorde with my waja (modded F15 engine, running methanol) at sepang..the concorde was tailgating me and flashing like
mad..i tulan *****..i slam the padel and i never saw that concorde
again..so much for breaking sound barrier ! funny la..concorde lose to my mighty waja "
MISC
7 ) " i fitted 20v into my campro..just now drag with F430
guess who win? The honda... C70 kapchai won!! "
.....ETC.........
* UPDATE *
8 ) " u think that was funny huh?
i bet u never saw my waja passing by milky way and sucking all the black
hole with it. my waja was so powerful that its acceleration G is greater
than the gravity of sun. it was terrfying "
9 ) " hyundai accident owners more kurang ajar
Think they driving wrx...
hahahahaha...no kaitan at all
hyundai /= subaru
mitsu = proton (so proton can evolution)
brianccg must drive the most ahbeng RXS hyundai with gull wing and
fake airscoop..ah beng ah beng....lalalalalala lalalalalallalaalalalla
10 ) (On P2 Thread)
" u cute toy car owner all no match for my waja
i can tapau u ppl up down left right center! "
11 ) " what reason my new campro cant smoke an outdated 20v?
my campro work like vtec "
12 ) ( To SMART Car Owners )
" are rubbish.......
smart for 2 cannot pek corner.....
smart for 4 look like babi hutan
you all ? look like dogs kena rape by dinosaur in the jurassic park
waja rules "
13 ) ( TO BMW Owner )
" 745LI Hidden facts " ---> is just an enlarged waja..its peformance was
not any better than waja
" BMW means? " --->>> Bertuahnya Memiliki Waja?
you guys are driving Waja in the skin of BMW?
hahaha.....pathetic
14 ) ( TO Chevy Corvette z06 )
" i dont think it can win my waja at all
wats so great about american V8 when u cant smoke a campro?
campro > V8 "
" what u talking? my waja is obviously faster in the bend with lotus
handling and my campro engine is more powerful than the v8 "
15 ) ( TO New Lancer Owner )
" the new lancer is a piece of ***** compare to waja.
you guys don't have lotus handling..
and the 4B11 engine sounds gay to me..
even Campro sounds nicer.......
our waja can tapau lots of cars..but can lancer 2.0 gt do so ?
so screw lancer
i veli hate mitsu
chhhhhhhhhhhhibai! "
16 ) ( TO Mercedes S-Class Owner )
" you think s-class fast?
you guys really nowhere to spend the money man!
spend so much on a mercedes yet loose to waja during traffic jam
pathetic man.....waja rules! "
" waja is asian 7 series!!! "
" we proton owner also take pride in our waja because of lotus handling
and campro engine......we tapau every car we see!! "
17 ) ( WAJALUTION VS EVOLUTION )
" I think wajalution takes a clean win here
We only need to spend 30K of mods on waja to evolutionized our waja
to evolution and you bunch of evo fans are idiots to get a real evo..
save some money for prositutiion you mitsu whankers....
beat my 4wd wajalution....suckers! "
** UPDATE **
18 ) ( Damn Toyota Supra )
" it looks great ..macho to me...
make me wanna make love with it
so i look left right no ppl, take off my pants
put my 'lil bro' into the exhaust piple..damn big ........and i play with it..
but after i finish..i feel nth.......
damn..waja is better at making love "
19 ) ( BMW + WAJA )
" becomes a junk
junk + good car= junk car
bmw junk , waja good car
7 series sound like 7 silly "
20 ) ( WAJA CAMPRO VS BUGATTI VEYRON )
" in think my waja is more reliable and handle better than the veyron and
yet so much cheaper
i just dont understand why ppl would spend so much on that POS
love waja "
21 ) ( WARN ALL PERSONA JUNKS )
" DON'T CALL WAJA NAMES ESP WAJUNK
CHEEE3BY3
DRIVE MALAYSIAN JUNK DUNNOE
SAY WAJA IS JUNK
BUT IN FACT IT'S JAP CAR "
22 ) (MAZDA RX8 1.3 VS WAJA 1.6 )
" everyone who study math know that 1.6 > 1.3
my waja can anytime smoke that punny 1.3 rx8 and it is cheaper..
value for money , u rx8 owner get con by mazda..hahahah..fool
love my waja till death..."
" becos my waja has beaten more of the car...even those car way above
its level such as 350z, rx7, rx8, ek9, 911 gt3 and so on..
those car were no match for my waja
oh ya..my waja is stock campro "
23 ) MISC
" kancil turbo? is that some kind of toy?
my waja tapau them without touching the gas padel.."
" Can i convert..my waja to 4wd?
need ur help lah
not for rally
i wanted to go safari with my waja "
He can even create this Poems...
"This force, wajalution, is not sentimental. Like the waja itself, it knows
only the hard facts of life's struggle with death. All you can do is hope
and trust waja when you've served its needs faithfully, that there may
still remain some glimmer of the life you once knew."
Some waja, it is true, are more special. This is natural selection. It
begins as a single individual born or hatched like every other member of
their species. Anonymous. Seemingly ordinary. Except they're not. They
carry inside them the genetic code that will take their species to the next
evolutionary rung. It's destiny.
We dream of waja, we dream of change, of fire, of love, of death. And then
it happens; the dream becomes real, and the answer to this quest, this need
to solve life's mysteries finally shows itself like the glowing light of
the new dawn. So much struggle for meaning, for purpose. And in the end, we
find it only in each other. Our shared experience of the fantastic and the
mundane. The simple human need to find a kindred. To connect. And to know
in our hearts... that we are not alone.
only the hard facts of life's struggle with death. All you can do is hope
and trust waja when you've served its needs faithfully, that there may
still remain some glimmer of the life you once knew."
Some waja, it is true, are more special. This is natural selection. It
begins as a single individual born or hatched like every other member of
their species. Anonymous. Seemingly ordinary. Except they're not. They
carry inside them the genetic code that will take their species to the next
evolutionary rung. It's destiny.
We dream of waja, we dream of change, of fire, of love, of death. And then
it happens; the dream becomes real, and the answer to this quest, this need
to solve life's mysteries finally shows itself like the glowing light of
the new dawn. So much struggle for meaning, for purpose. And in the end, we
find it only in each other. Our shared experience of the fantastic and the
mundane. The simple human need to find a kindred. To connect. And to know
in our hearts... that we are not alone.
I laugh like hell to see all this jokes!!! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
WAJALOVE THEME : Why waste so much time/money modding that POS? in the end still lose to my waja!
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