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<blockquote data-quote="satria_95" data-source="post: 2251577" data-attributes="member: 1506"><p>I was chilling at this cafe that's beside a park. My table was actually on a small corner section of the park, on the grass. This gives a bit of a green nature feel. This park is rather popular among the nearby residents who even brings their dogs for a walk here.</p><p>As I was chilling out at my table with my laptop, then this 2 rempits came over to my table and ask if they could sit at my table. I told `em this, "sorry, tapi meja I dah penuh, you boleh sendiri tengok."</p><p>They weren't too happy about it because whatever they wanted, they have to get it. And obviously to the world, this is common of the rempit kind of people. They started to make a fuss about me not sharing my table because the place was full house. Then, this is what I did. I told `em that I was sorry that I couldn't share my table and I will instead give `em chocolate and because I had that respect for not being able to share my table with `em, I'll handle the choco with a plastic glove to ensure that my dirty hands don't touch `em.</p><p>So I put on some plastic gloves and a short distance from my table, there's a pile of fresh dog shit. I picked it up (with my glove of course) and shaped it into square shape. I then brought the "choco" and gave it to those 2 rempits and told `em that it was fresh. They gave me this big eyed look... and after a few seconds, smiled. They reached out and took the "choco" from my hand and smelled it. They said it smelled strongly odd. I told `em that it was imported and it would smell foreign. They said OK. So he took the shit, and was very happy with it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="satria_95, post: 2251577, member: 1506"] I was chilling at this cafe that's beside a park. My table was actually on a small corner section of the park, on the grass. This gives a bit of a green nature feel. This park is rather popular among the nearby residents who even brings their dogs for a walk here. As I was chilling out at my table with my laptop, then this 2 rempits came over to my table and ask if they could sit at my table. I told `em this, "sorry, tapi meja I dah penuh, you boleh sendiri tengok." They weren't too happy about it because whatever they wanted, they have to get it. And obviously to the world, this is common of the rempit kind of people. They started to make a fuss about me not sharing my table because the place was full house. Then, this is what I did. I told `em that I was sorry that I couldn't share my table and I will instead give `em chocolate and because I had that respect for not being able to share my table with `em, I'll handle the choco with a plastic glove to ensure that my dirty hands don't touch `em. So I put on some plastic gloves and a short distance from my table, there's a pile of fresh dog shit. I picked it up (with my glove of course) and shaped it into square shape. I then brought the "choco" and gave it to those 2 rempits and told `em that it was fresh. They gave me this big eyed look... and after a few seconds, smiled. They reached out and took the "choco" from my hand and smelled it. They said it smelled strongly odd. I told `em that it was imported and it would smell foreign. They said OK. So he took the shit, and was very happy with it. [/QUOTE]
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