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<blockquote data-quote="keithkeat" data-source="post: 2248009" data-attributes="member: 8243"><p><span style="color: Blue"><u><strong>Amazing Software</strong></u></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><u><strong></strong></u></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><u><strong></strong></u></span></p><p>Dear Tech Support: </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center">Last year I upgraded <span style="color: Blue">Girlfriend 7.0</span> to <span style="color: Blue"><u>Wife 1.0</u></span>. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, <span style="color: Blue"><u>Wife 1.0</u></span> installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as <span style="color: DarkOrange">Poker Night</span> <span style="color: DarkOrange">10.3</span> , <span style="color: YellowGreen">Football 5.0</span> , <span style="color: Teal">Hunting and Fishing 7.5</span> , and <span style="color: Magenta">Racing 3.6 .</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">I can't seem to keep <u><span style="color: Blue">Wife 1.0</span></u> in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to <span style="color: Blue">Girlfriend 7.0</span> , but the uninstall doesn't work on <span style="color: Blue"><u>Wife 1.0</u></span>. Please help! </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p>Thanks, </p><p></p><p><strong>A Troubled User.</strong> </p><p></p><p>______________________________________ </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>REPLY:</strong> </p><p></p><p>Dear Troubled User: </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center">This is a very common problem that men complain about. </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Many people upgrade from <span style="color: Black"><span style="color: Blue">Girlfriend 7.0 </span>to </span><span style="color: Black"><u><span style="color: Blue">Wife 1.0</span></u>,</span> thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. <u><span style="color: Blue">Wife 1.0</span></u> is an <strong>OPERATING SYSTEM</strong> and is designed by its Creator to run <strong>EVERYTHING</strong>!!! It is also impossible to delete <span style="color: Blue"><u>Wife 1.0</u></span> and to return to <span style="color: Blue">Girlfriend 7.0</span> . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">You cannot go back to <span style="color: Blue">Girlfriend 7.0</span> because <u><span style="color: Blue">Wife 1.0</span></u> is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under<span style="color: Lime"> Warnings-Alimony-Child Support</span>. I recommend that you keep <span style="color: Blue"><u>Wife1.0</u></span> and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "<span style="color: Red">Yes Dear</span>" to alleviate software augmentation. </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">The best course of action is to enter the command <span style="color: Purple">C:\APOLOGIZE</span> because ultimately you will have to give the <strong><span style="color: Purple">APOLOGIZE</span></strong> command before the system will return to normal anyway. </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"><u>Wife 1.0</u></span> is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . <u><span style="color: Blue">Wife 1.0</span></u> comes with several support programs, such as <span style="color: Green">Clean and Sweep 3.0</span> , <span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">Cook It</span> <span style="color: DarkSlateBlue">1.5 </span>and<strong><span style="color: Plum"> Do Bills 4.2 </span></strong>. </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">However,<u> be very careful how you use these programs</u>. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program <span style="color: Sienna"><strong>Nag Nag 9.5</strong></span> . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of <span style="color: Blue"><u>Wife 1.0</u></span> is to purchase additional software. I recommend<strong> <span style="color: Red">Flowers 2.1</span></strong> and <strong><span style="color: Plum">Diamonds 5.0 </span></strong>! </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><strong>WARNING!!!</strong></span> DO NOT, under any circumstances, install <span style="color: Lime">Secretary With Short</span> <span style="color: Lime">Skirt 3.3</span> . This application is not supported by <u><span style="color: Blue">Wife 1.0 </span></u>and will cause <strong><span style="color: Pink">irreversible damage to the operating system. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p>Best of luck, </p><p></p><p></p><p>Tech Support</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="keithkeat, post: 2248009, member: 8243"] [COLOR=Blue][U][B]Amazing Software [/B][/U][/COLOR] Dear Tech Support: [CENTER]Last year I upgraded [COLOR=Blue]Girlfriend 7.0[/COLOR] to [COLOR=Blue][U]Wife 1.0[/U][/COLOR]. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, [COLOR=Blue][U]Wife 1.0[/U][/COLOR] installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as [COLOR=DarkOrange]Poker Night[/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkOrange]10.3[/COLOR] , [COLOR=YellowGreen]Football 5.0[/COLOR] , [COLOR=Teal]Hunting and Fishing 7.5[/COLOR] , and [COLOR=Magenta]Racing 3.6 . [/COLOR] I can't seem to keep [U][COLOR=Blue]Wife 1.0[/COLOR][/U] in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to [COLOR=Blue]Girlfriend 7.0[/COLOR] , but the uninstall doesn't work on [COLOR=Blue][U]Wife 1.0[/U][/COLOR]. Please help! [/CENTER] Thanks, [B]A Troubled User.[/B] ______________________________________ [B]REPLY:[/B] Dear Troubled User: [CENTER]This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from [COLOR=Black][COLOR=Blue]Girlfriend 7.0 [/COLOR]to [/COLOR][COLOR=Black][U][COLOR=Blue]Wife 1.0[/COLOR][/U],[/COLOR] thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. [U][COLOR=Blue]Wife 1.0[/COLOR][/U] is an [B]OPERATING SYSTEM[/B] and is designed by its Creator to run [B]EVERYTHING[/B]!!! It is also impossible to delete [COLOR=Blue][U]Wife 1.0[/U][/COLOR] and to return to [COLOR=Blue]Girlfriend 7.0[/COLOR] . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to [COLOR=Blue]Girlfriend 7.0[/COLOR] because [U][COLOR=Blue]Wife 1.0[/COLOR][/U] is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under[COLOR=Lime] Warnings-Alimony-Child Support[/COLOR]. I recommend that you keep [COLOR=Blue][U]Wife1.0[/U][/COLOR] and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "[COLOR=Red]Yes Dear[/COLOR]" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command [COLOR=Purple]C:\APOLOGIZE[/COLOR] because ultimately you will have to give the [B][COLOR=Purple]APOLOGIZE[/COLOR][/B] command before the system will return to normal anyway. [COLOR=Blue][U]Wife 1.0[/U][/COLOR] is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . [U][COLOR=Blue]Wife 1.0[/COLOR][/U] comes with several support programs, such as [COLOR=Green]Clean and Sweep 3.0[/COLOR] , [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Cook It[/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]1.5 [/COLOR]and[B][COLOR=Plum] Do Bills 4.2 [/COLOR][/B]. However,[U] be very careful how you use these programs[/U]. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program [COLOR=Sienna][B]Nag Nag 9.5[/B][/COLOR] . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of [COLOR=Blue][U]Wife 1.0[/U][/COLOR] is to purchase additional software. I recommend[B] [COLOR=Red]Flowers 2.1[/COLOR][/B] and [B][COLOR=Plum]Diamonds 5.0 [/COLOR][/B]! [COLOR=Red][B]WARNING!!![/B][/COLOR] DO NOT, under any circumstances, install [COLOR=Lime]Secretary With Short[/COLOR] [COLOR=Lime]Skirt 3.3[/COLOR] . This application is not supported by [U][COLOR=Blue]Wife 1.0 [/COLOR][/U]and will cause [B][COLOR=Pink]irreversible damage to the operating system. [/COLOR][/B] [/CENTER] Best of luck, Tech Support [/QUOTE]
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