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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 2247999" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to</p><p>the other one. "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid. If you don't</p><p>believe me I'll show you.</p><p></p><p>He called his driver Ah Beng over and said, "Ah Beng, here is a $10</p><p>note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes".</p><p></p><p>To which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and rushed off to</p><p>the Showroom.</p><p></p><p>The rich man then turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was</p><p>stupid."</p><p></p><p>The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will</p><p>show you stupid."</p><p>And he called his driver, Ali.</p><p>"Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home."</p><p>To which Ali said, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and ran home.</p><p></p><p>"See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I</p><p>cannot be at home if I am here."</p><p></p><p>Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you</p><p>know my boss is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to go to</p><p>the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... </p><p>Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"</p><p></p><p>Ali replied, "You think your boss is stupid? My boss lagi worse, he</p><p>asked me to go home to check if he is at home... </p><p>He got handphone what, he can just call up to check lah, bodoh!!!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 2247999, member: 14320"] Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one. "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid. If you don't believe me I'll show you. He called his driver Ah Beng over and said, "Ah Beng, here is a $10 note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes". To which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and rushed off to the Showroom. The rich man then turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid." The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." And he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." To which Ali said, "Yes Sir! Right away, Sir!" and ran home. "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here." Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooooooo stupid. He gave me $10 and asked me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!" Ali replied, "You think your boss is stupid? My boss lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home... He got handphone what, he can just call up to check lah, bodoh!!!" [/QUOTE]
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