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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3012026" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,</p><p>Created a pussy to their design.</p><p></p><p>First was a butcher, smart and with,</p><p>Using a knife, he gave it a slit.</p><p></p><p>Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,</p><p>Using a hammer and chissel, he gave it a hole.</p><p></p><p>Third was a tailor, tall and thin,</p><p>With a piece of red velvet, he lines it within.</p><p></p><p>Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,</p><p>With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.</p><p></p><p>Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell,</p><p>He threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.</p><p></p><p>Next came a preacher whose name was McGee,</p><p>Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.</p><p></p><p>Last came a biker, dirty little runt,</p><p>Sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3012026, member: 14320"] Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart and with, Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, Using a hammer and chissel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, With a piece of red velvet, he lines it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman nasty as hell, He threw in a fish, and gave it a smell. Next came a preacher whose name was McGee, Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Last came a biker, dirty little runt, Sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt. [/QUOTE]
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