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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1064578664" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Blind Date</p><p></p><p>The attractive young thing was about to go to bed with her blind date when she burst into tears. "I'm afraid you'll get the wrong idea about me," she said between sobs. "I'm really not that kind of girl!"</p><p>"I believe ya," her date said, as he tried to comfort her. </p><p>"You're the first one," she gulped. </p><p>"The first one to make love to you?" he asked.</p><p>"No!" she replied. "The first one to believe me."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>A man walks into a restaurant with his wife. The waiter approaches the</p><p>table and asks for their order. "I'll have your biggest, juiciest </p><p>London Broil," he says. </p><p>"But sir, what about the mad cow?!" asks the waiter. "Oh," answers the</p><p>man, "she'll order for herself."</p><p></p><p>=====</p><p></p><p>Why did the Blonde put ice in her boyfriend's condom?</p><p>To keep the swelling down.</p><p></p><p>"Do you serve women at this bar?" </p><p>"No, sir, you have to bring your own."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1064578664, member: 14320"] Blind Date The attractive young thing was about to go to bed with her blind date when she burst into tears. "I'm afraid you'll get the wrong idea about me," she said between sobs. "I'm really not that kind of girl!" "I believe ya," her date said, as he tried to comfort her. "You're the first one," she gulped. "The first one to make love to you?" he asked. "No!" she replied. "The first one to believe me." ===== A man walks into a restaurant with his wife. The waiter approaches the table and asks for their order. "I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Broil," he says. "But sir, what about the mad cow?!" asks the waiter. "Oh," answers the man, "she'll order for herself." ===== Why did the Blonde put ice in her boyfriend's condom? To keep the swelling down. "Do you serve women at this bar?" "No, sir, you have to bring your own." [/QUOTE]
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