Jeremy Clarkson destroys a Kelisa!

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Humiliated and smashed with sledgehammer in front of public, hanged to a crane while 1 tonne of weight is attached to the other end
etc etc.. you name it.. hehehe

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This clip is cropped from Jeremy Clarkson's own show which is Heaven And Hell DVD release(2005).
It's almost the same as the previous productions like Head to Head, Shootout, Hot Metal,
Motorsport Mayhem, No Limits.. and others

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1. Maserati Quattroporte
2. Old Renault Espace (tortured and sent to hell)
3. Aston Martin DB9 Volante
4. Range Rover Sport
5. Triumph TR7 vs Ford Scorpio (medieval style)
6. Kelisa (the most hated car in the show)
7. All generation of BMW M5
8. Ferrari F430 vs BMW M5(E90) (now who's the man? heheh)
9. Ferrari Enzo
10. VW Golf GTI Mk1 - Mk5
11. Citroen 2CV (LOL)
12. Corvette vs TVR Sagaris
13. Vauxhall Monaro vs. Mitsu Evo 8 FQ400
14. Kelisa (enough said)
15. Aston Martin V8 Vantage
16. Ferrari 612 Scaglietti
 
Let's hope that nobody will post this link to their webforum..

pity little fella.. only a few meters from the car dealer
 
Like that all P2 cars should be exploded :lol:
 
he just had to destroy a car in each of his own shows
( ie porsche and the 1 where he uses cars as clay piegeons for a lil' target practice )
 
xerofighter said:
the ppl in k2oc wont be happy to see this.
I think even if they bombed out on jeremy, he probably doesn't give a hoots about it. hahaha
I'm wondering whether his reviews are really all that good or not.
 
Ouch!! Reminds me of the famous smashed Hilux vid but sadly :frown: the kelisa didn't survived. :thumpdown
 
Damn 9 "chit Torr". Most not-well-doing ppl burst their ass work day and night just pay installment for the car. This Jeremy just waste in after few km otr.
 
.. SWEET!

*runs away*

btw,i dont have bittorent,could anyone host it? pwease?
 
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mmm duno just why he likes to doo all the himiliation to those car manufacturer / / /

people take so hard to assamble the car " man + machine " power...... so sad . .

and he is rich ... that is why he can afford to buy more better and luxurious type of car . . for those who are moderate or below . there is where Kelisa Kenari .. and other types of car with same rank come in place, to provide those that needs it.

mmm who dosen't want to be rich. i who dosen't want to own a Mercs ? a Beemer? ....
 
Jeremy is very critical about cars. I tend to agree with him on some cars and disagree on others. Sometimes, he bases his criticism on very very subjective matters that not everyone can associate with and sometimes personal preference, like how he doesn't like BMWs (he likes the M3s and M5s though) and how he hates the Porsche 911 (not anymore though). Try not to take everything he says literally, not to discredit him or anything. He is still a good judge of cars.
 
Seabiscuit said:
Damn 9 "chit Torr". Most not-well-doing ppl burst their ass work day and night just pay installment for the car. This Jeremy just waste in after few km otr.

Not even 100 meters I think. Damn, just across the road.
 
The dynamite part is cool. The whole car just fly up the sky.
I heard he is comlpaining about the signal. When its giving the left signal but the car is going right. He really is a crazy man. Such a new car. Only 85miles on the odo.
 
Whenever Jeremy reviews a car. He'll always say "best car ever built" or "lousiest car ever". Where got so many "ever this" and "ever that" car? I remember once they stick some car pics on the fame board. There're not-cool, cool and sub zero portion to stick pics. This jocker throw my favorite BMW 5 series pic on the floor! To him, BMW 5 series is a ugliest car EVER. Bloody mad at him!
 
It is his opinion. Take it or leave it. He just bloody brought a sledgehammer to a Kelisa and then proceeded to blow it up. Should I be angry? Why should I? Instead, I find out his reason for doing so. And what better proof is there that opinions vary when his Top Gear colleagues May and Hammond both like the little Kelisa.

Clarkson also uses exageration a lot.

PS: I do think the 5 series is ugly. It's all a matter of opinion.
 
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hear hear.

the same way he can say to us, "just bcoz u dont like something i do... i'll screw you!"

in the end, if u guys cant take the educated and intellectual approach of measuring arguments and opinions, just ignore the damn fella and keeping loving/liking what u like! :D

universal truth: WHO CARES?
 
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