JB New Section........ Part 4.....

Morning guys!...

bro cal....be cool man...its nature sumtimes we have to turn our rides into junks....hehehehe!:biggrin:
 
gud morning guys..
waa..lately everyone here seems so bz...
very tired like hell..
always sleep b4 11p.m
 
good morning guyz............2moro firday liow any TT...........................
 
frank mana lu lah
i pm u leh
reply pls!


ada ada. gua ada kat sini. saw your pm. will let u know if there is any TT. but then hor, you can only make it on sunday right? dun worry, ur hp no i got always keep. nvr delete before. whahahaha
 
basil,
i know u keep looking car to challenge. i know ur 1.5 mivec very fast. somemore can tiong civic typeR and fiat coupe turbo. come let me test drive the car.
 
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frank bila i got tiong ppl wor...............u misunderstood me lor..................i think i know wat u meant the last TT i went rite...............i was rushing home lar.........my home minister watting my apperance at home lar...............and i didnt tiong anyone ok..............btw my car is in Running IN............Gbox baru so need to run in..........................

ash dun lar i pulak arrange TT...............CCO ampun kan beta 4 not able to turn up last week TT...............
 
jokes for stress relieved...enjoy guys


Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his
Phone Book & said, "My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia
3310.
Now it is 6610"
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Ah Beng: I am a proud because my son is in Medical College .
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be OK.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng: If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
=========================================
Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! You have
come again.
=======================================================
Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except
the
TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng: "I was watching TV news..."
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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it
would
be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says
"Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng: "So what? Take an umbrella and go."
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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and
not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM
 
basil,

ur car PHR XXXX black color?
if yes, then i spotted u @ woodlands road about few days back. drive like kana samseng ah... wakakaka

spotted frank at Da Ma yesterday @ 8pm+-, wanted to call u, but was rushing to friends place.
 
walau terrence yr eye damn sharp lar..........i bring the car in for the 1st time u already spoted liow....................steady lar....................
 
halo guys......
loging in from mcd rite now.....

ash....
happy belated birhtday to you...
may all your wishes come true...

basil.....
from wira to "smart" for you makes no difference....
your driving is still the same.....
oni difference is last time you r driving a "milo" can.....
but now is a better "milo can from last time.....
kekekekekekekeke................................
 
MORNING GUYS!:biggrin: :biggrin: ....IS THERE ANY TT ARRANGEMENTS TODAY?....I wanna join can huh?:itsme:
 
apasal u tak boleh arrange? u got mney buy smart within 24hours to chnage gearbox but u cant be smart enough to arrange TT?
 

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