Some of the conversation
"She said:" Back off! I'm calling the 911!"
Me: Hello, this is Singapore, you do not call 911 here, you call 999!.
She: Back off im calling 911 now.
She: im gonna call the 911 now.
Me: It's 999.
She: fine I’ll call 911 now.
Me: *sigh* go ahead. I'll wait for you, please go ahead and call the police.
She: Why must i call the police? You call lah.
Me: Cos i thot you said you wanna call 911?
She: I don’t have a phone, you call. (Why she said she wanna call 911 when she dont have a phone? siao!)
Me: This is Singapore, you do not go around hitting people with your umbrella then call 911, and im sure you can’t do the same even if you are in America."
WHAHAAHA... LMAO