damn the rempits!
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You know you are a rempit if.....
You know you are a rempit if
1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet
2. You think you have a job
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerfull bike in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for the tarik later
11. Your wife slept with her brother and your brother
12. You slept with your sister since she was 15
13. Your father slept with your sister since she was 15
14. You slept with your daughter since she was 9 and your wife is ok with it
15. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
16. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
17. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
18. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning
19. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator
20. You think you are smart
21. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in...no money)
22. You shop at the bundle store
23. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
24. You sit in the mencangkung position while loitering
25. Your gf's panties stick out while they are riding pillion
26. Your gf has a nice ass (most of the time)
27. Your gf would leave you for a 4 wheeler anytime
28. You are ugly and dumb
29. You have a ekor hairstyle
30. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)
31. You wear a cheap metal bracelet
32. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends
33. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)
34. You run when you see Edisi Siasat crew
35. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile
36. Your bike is much more expensive than your house
37. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys
38. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing
39. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
40. You are pissed that the rokok batangs are nowhere to be found anymore
41. You cant afford to smoke Dunhills
42. You are pissed with this article
You know you are a rempit if
1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet
2. You think you have a job
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerfull bike in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at least slept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you only have RM1 for the tarik later
11. Your wife slept with her brother and your brother
12. You slept with your sister since she was 15
13. Your father slept with your sister since she was 15
14. You slept with your daughter since she was 9 and your wife is ok with it
15. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
16. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
17. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
18. You cant understand the traffic light colours and the meaning
19. You dont know how to use your turn signal indicator
20. You think you are smart
21. You loiter with your friends outside some clubs (cant go in...no money)
22. You shop at the bundle store
23. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
24. You sit in the mencangkung position while loitering
25. Your gf's panties stick out while they are riding pillion
26. Your gf has a nice ass (most of the time)
27. Your gf would leave you for a 4 wheeler anytime
28. You are ugly and dumb
29. You have a ekor hairstyle
30. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford the car)
31. You wear a cheap metal bracelet
32. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with your friends
33. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in some abandoned building)
34. You run when you see Edisi Siasat crew
35. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in awhile
36. Your bike is much more expensive than your house
37. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15 other guys
38. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke booths and sing
39. You rather spend money on your bike than to buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
40. You are pissed that the rokok batangs are nowhere to be found anymore
41. You cant afford to smoke Dunhills
42. You are pissed with this article
Attention all Farking Rempit Bast*rds
Open Season on all Rempit Assh*les will commence soon. Just waiting for another pal to get a digital video recorder so that we can record rempit deaths and post it on YouTube for everyone's enjoyment.
Don't be surprised if on one fine day, around Jln Damansara, when you're heroically trying to do a wheelie, you suddenly get a powerful shot of ball bearing at your neck or arm, and lose balance and fall down (and hopefully die).
Or when you're whacking a nice corner and suddenly, somehow, there's plenty of sand just around the corner and you hit the divider and break in half (and die, of course).
You assh*les have been warned.
Open Season on all Rempit Assh*les will commence soon. Just waiting for another pal to get a digital video recorder so that we can record rempit deaths and post it on YouTube for everyone's enjoyment.
Don't be surprised if on one fine day, around Jln Damansara, when you're heroically trying to do a wheelie, you suddenly get a powerful shot of ball bearing at your neck or arm, and lose balance and fall down (and hopefully die).
Or when you're whacking a nice corner and suddenly, somehow, there's plenty of sand just around the corner and you hit the divider and break in half (and die, of course).
You assh*les have been warned.
haha.......when I hear vrooom vroooom vrooom from my rear i used to try and moved my car more center so that no one can passes or only left tiny spaces..........
it applies to rempits and cars also...........
but now longer do that lar.....not driving a lorry; so not worth it if they banged into me.....
or if rempits/cars revved passed me, I would also give some chase and revved very near to them and pass........than slow down after that to see their reactions.........
kekekekeke
it applies to rempits and cars also...........
but now longer do that lar.....not driving a lorry; so not worth it if they banged into me.....
or if rempits/cars revved passed me, I would also give some chase and revved very near to them and pass........than slow down after that to see their reactions.........
kekekekeke
20 Ways to teach the rempits a lesson
1. During their racing day....just drive by and throw a long fused smoke bomb at the corner they are lapping. Then just drive of normaly and wait somewhere and record the accidents....post it on the net.
2. Go steal a 18 wheeler and ram into those that are waiting at the traffic light during race day....
3. Make small tri-spikes and load it into a RC plane/heli and fly it over the race area....let go the spikes.
4. Get those steel rods used for concrete and weld it on your side wing mirror. When rempit hits it....gonna be cekap.
5. Slowly drip oil at the corner they are lapping. Make sure no one notices you.
6. Put a small nail bomb in your handbag...controlled by remote and if rempit snatches it...let him go far abit....and 'tit....tit'.....booommmm
7. When a rempit falls of during race or normal time...help him up and take him to the hospital...on the way....tie him up to a tree and whack the shit out of him....post pics on the net.
8. Get the minah rempits and force them to perform oral sex on pigs...they might just enjoy it.
9. Get those chinese crackers and blast them in a tin somewhere around them.....see how they run
10. Tell the skinheads that the rempits over there said that the skinheads cant race....then watch the show.
11. Rubber bullets. Enough said.
12. Hold a "Mat Rempit Convention" at dataran merdeka. Tell them got Gig after that....then set the place on fire. Dont kill the minah rempits....they can service you later.
13. Give out free 2-T oil during the weekend. Replace 2-T with kerosene and sugar.
14. Tie one high tensile wire from tree to tree just after the race corner. When the time is right....pull it up and watch the heads fall.
15. Invite for a rempit orgy in some abondoned building. Burn the building. Once again...save the minah's....can service you later.
16. Use a siren while they are racing.
17. When you see them lepaking anywhere...call the cops and tell them that the rempits are the ones involved in some roberry somewhere. Then watch
18. If they fall in front of you....drive towards them but dont run over...last minute swerve and let the fellow that was cucuking you at the back run over him. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
19. Sit on a tree (camouflaged) and shoot blow darts. Dont get caught.
20. Take over this country.
1. During their racing day....just drive by and throw a long fused smoke bomb at the corner they are lapping. Then just drive of normaly and wait somewhere and record the accidents....post it on the net.
2. Go steal a 18 wheeler and ram into those that are waiting at the traffic light during race day....
3. Make small tri-spikes and load it into a RC plane/heli and fly it over the race area....let go the spikes.
4. Get those steel rods used for concrete and weld it on your side wing mirror. When rempit hits it....gonna be cekap.
5. Slowly drip oil at the corner they are lapping. Make sure no one notices you.
6. Put a small nail bomb in your handbag...controlled by remote and if rempit snatches it...let him go far abit....and 'tit....tit'.....booommmm
7. When a rempit falls of during race or normal time...help him up and take him to the hospital...on the way....tie him up to a tree and whack the shit out of him....post pics on the net.
8. Get the minah rempits and force them to perform oral sex on pigs...they might just enjoy it.
9. Get those chinese crackers and blast them in a tin somewhere around them.....see how they run
10. Tell the skinheads that the rempits over there said that the skinheads cant race....then watch the show.
11. Rubber bullets. Enough said.
12. Hold a "Mat Rempit Convention" at dataran merdeka. Tell them got Gig after that....then set the place on fire. Dont kill the minah rempits....they can service you later.
13. Give out free 2-T oil during the weekend. Replace 2-T with kerosene and sugar.
14. Tie one high tensile wire from tree to tree just after the race corner. When the time is right....pull it up and watch the heads fall.
15. Invite for a rempit orgy in some abondoned building. Burn the building. Once again...save the minah's....can service you later.
16. Use a siren while they are racing.
17. When you see them lepaking anywhere...call the cops and tell them that the rempits are the ones involved in some roberry somewhere. Then watch
18. If they fall in front of you....drive towards them but dont run over...last minute swerve and let the fellow that was cucuking you at the back run over him. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
19. Sit on a tree (camouflaged) and shoot blow darts. Dont get caught.
20. Take over this country.
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shamanraj...ur postings gave me ideas to do it as in my area they are ALOT of this creatures....should try tis sometime....
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just had an idea with the words....hope u guys can define other meanings...
R - Really
E - Enjoy
M - Making
P - People
I - In
T - Trouble
:regular_smile:
R - Really
E - Enjoy
M - Making
P - People
I - In
T - Trouble
:regular_smile:
NinjaSiamMataSatu said:
haahah..nice 1 bro...:shades_smile:
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thanx guys...:regular_smile:
lol...bang them ar?? hahahaha
errrr....can't really blame to movie lar.....
it's laready imprint as part of our M'sia culture.......the movie just tell us about the scenarios....
are we to ban movies like Fast & Furious?!.....isn't that promoting illegal street racing too?!
just ponder on...............
it's laready imprint as part of our M'sia culture.......the movie just tell us about the scenarios....
are we to ban movies like Fast & Furious?!.....isn't that promoting illegal street racing too?!
just ponder on...............
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