Cybersex conversation log

[simplythebest]

http://www.livejournal.com/users/quiztress/14276.html?page=1

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[G-4]

bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

 

[PocketRocket]

--LOL-- :lol: :lol: :P :P :ph34r:

 

[szekeiemme]

hahahaaaa.. talkin shit.. damn nice!! ahahha

 

[SiGNAL]

hahahah that was funny shit!!

 

[ah_jitt86]

G-4 , ur signature chun la..where u get it? :ph34r:

 

[Waja1.6X]

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA:
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

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Damn...this is freaking funny.... :lol:

 

[turbonetics]

this is damn funny.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[tcy]

Good One! Good One! LMAO!!

 

[crazykid]

haha...i like the wizard casting shit :D the girl must be like :blink: WTF? :huh:

 

[WinDz]

hahahha that ferlow play too much RO aledi izzit? so damn lot of stupid spells. :P

 

[satria_95]

Shit, hahahaha, damn Freakin funny man! I'm even laughing by myself! haha

 

[fstr]

got these kinda ppl in this world one kah??? cybersex exist one mehh??? wah lao ppl nowadays lagi crazy ler...mau sex just use a bottle lar knnccb :lol:

 

[phizer]

nicenice...very funny

 

[serge]

ahahaha, funny like hell :lol:

 

[arturo]

i laughed like hell man.... :D especially bout HARRRRRRRHA...harharharharhar..

 

[KingHaruan]

ahahahahaa

 

[cbljkkj]

OMG..Thats the weirdest sh1t ever.Love the pirate and the pizza gag!!! ROFL LMAO

 

[alien]

muahahaha...
"i put on my robe and wizard hat"..
funny shit~