My 1st tulan thing in 2013

LesleyAprotto

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Aiya Arturo, that's normal at least you got jailed in your own house, not bad. Some people get gang raped by plastic card companies in the wild right after graduation, before they got a chance to buy a house.
Dear YYC,

I may be 85% drunk at this moment....

But I cannot figure out how the plastic card company can gang rape graduates?

Dont tell me I am really that drunkk OK?:smokin::confused:
 

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LOL you living in which country bro? This is Malaysia. Even if you are a police officer, your Sarjan will ask you let the culprit go. If you're a Sarjan, your Inspector will ask you let culprit go.

As they say, if its crooked up top, the bottom won't be straight anyway.

Malaysia isn't TOO BIG to manage, the current government just don't know how to manage it after doing it for over 50 years.

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It will be solved by replacing the government actually. How come polis unit tindakan khas take c4 and bomb foreign civilian? Because of politicians! Malaysia police is just lazy and corrupt, but they won't do things that have no ROI. The 2 officers who was charged don't even know the victim, let alone having any motive or reason to bomb her.

Don't believe the bullshit government feed you, use your own BRAINS and THINK.




A very good example:

On the 2 rape cases involved with underage victims.

1. Many people complaint and even Nazri open mount, the boss of the judge ask everyone to keep quiet and don't attempt to effect the case.

2. When the gov wanna change the law in parliament, to make sure judges will place the sentence according to the law, thousands and thousands of people came out and object it. Especially those human rights people. An anti corruption mechanism that can prevent judges for taking kopi-o and have to put sentence according to the law had been destroyed. Rapist should face minimum x years and maximum xx years law had turn into something that to sign something to promise not to do again then slap the ass 2 times and walk out from police station as like nothing happen.

If the current gov dare not go against them, what opposition will do while most of their supporters are from these groups of people who are so stingy on the jail operating cost? Not only that, the rope for death sentence and the salary of the can man also wanna chop away. They think they put unify and tablet and a Rm20+k worth of memory foam bed will turn a bad guy into a holy priest like what happen in Norway. Besides WTF, I have to say JFC - j'i'sus fcking christ.

Here is Malaysia and our culture and lifestyle are different compare to 1st world countries. We are only in 3rd world if not worst. You wanna copy and paste western law and implement it to the country will only results with the side effect from incompatibility and also let criminal to take the advantage. Example if abolish the death sentence, those drugs including heavy and soft drugs will raise due to no need to die. The boss can easy to hire people and when nothing can restrict their greediness, their wrath will further extend to the students and kids. More and more social problems will come out. Of cause, I'm not encourage any hudud thing or etc. We need to tailor made the law which suit our country in stead of blindly follow people. The moon from 1st world is not gonna be rounder than ours after all.

Please note that the head of the police also complaint against the judges for loosen up the chain. They spent many time and effort to catch people and gather evident but normally the punishment just way too light until like a holiday trip. This is what I'm angry at although my MIL is one of the court members.

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err sorry for interrupting guys...
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csl, should install CCTV in your compound, if the thieves get caught, show the evidence to the
police & lets see whether they will take action or not.

actually our country is corrupted, in fact every country....in bolehland. u got money, everything also can jalan...
 

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csl, should install CCTV in your compound, if the thieves get caught, show the evidence to the
police & lets see whether they will take action or not.

actually our country is corrupted, in fact every country....in bolehland. u got money, everything also can jalan...
But at least not all country is "easy to jalan" even if you have money. Like Singapore, jalan sure can jalan but kena bayar higher toll rate or not many route to take. Here in bolehland...like this can jalan, like that can jalan, u turn also can... :banghead: sigh
 

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Singapore = Law by Law!!! dun Play Play, can do anything but dun get caught!!
 

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So Malaysia is indeed a free country unlike Singapore. We have free water, free hands out, free 1Malaysia netbook, free GoKL bus service etc etc. Not enough? We have discount on fines too. So good isn't it?
 

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So Malaysia is indeed a free country unlike Singapore. We have free water, free hands out, free 1Malaysia netbook, free GoKL bus service etc etc. Not enough? We have discount on fines too. So good isn't it?
We have FREE robbers too. They are all walking free.
 

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So Malaysia is indeed a free country unlike Singapore. We have free water, free hands out, free 1Malaysia netbook, free GoKL bus service etc etc. Not enough? We have discount on fines too. So good isn't it?
"Free" is just a general word of 4 letters manipulated by the Govt to get more from us. If free from income tax, then maybe i'll reconsider half of my perception. Half only :rofl:
 

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"Free" is just a general word of 4 letters manipulated by the Govt to get more from us. If free from income tax, then maybe i'll reconsider half of my perception. Half only :rofl:
Yup, right hand give out, left hand take back.....:banghead:

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We have FREE robbers too. They are all walking free.
Yup, as bro. csl mentioned after 14 days that robber is free.... Now he gets free accommodation and food too....:banghead:
 

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Because it is a "fine" country.....:rofl:
My mum use to have that shirt...Singapore is a FINE Country with all the symbols of fine below it haha!
 

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csl, should install CCTV in your compound, if the thieves get caught, show the evidence to the
police & lets see whether they will take action or not.

actually our country is corrupted, in fact every country....in bolehland. u got money, everything also can jalan...


I just about move in and under minor renovation. So no CCTV and etc. BTW, due to the thief almost got caught, he left his motorbike when he fleet away. The police recovered a stolen bike. And the bike photo lead me found who are they and where they gather. I manage to locate them at the same day and I think police can do it too. Just too bad lack of evident. Even with evident, if the judge sentence him for 2 days jail, what is the point for wasting so much effort and time? To be honest, I don't blame the police for anything. At least they sent 2 Sargent to visit me less than 2 hours after my report done in police station branch (the thief fleet when I arrive the house with the police sargent for investigation). Another 2 sargents came later for the stolen bike investigation due to different case (one of them ride the bike back to police station). The only reason I search for the thief because I have no fate on the court anymore. I need to teach them a lesson with my way so that they will remember + appreciate the lesson learned. Like today's latest news, the molester fake film director only got 1 day jail + RM4k (out of max 10 years jail, fine and canning), it is totally wasting tax payers' money. If rich people molest your daughter and got the same, you then will feel the pain as those victim and their relatives. Then you will fully understand why the fck I'm so frustrated towards the court.
 

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Update a bit: I played some connection card and that thief had been digged into lockup few days and served little lesson. Who knows, when he released, the remaining windows frame gone. So I decided to go ahead on my earlier plan. Thanks to the police anyway.
 

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thats why ppl just use old fashion belasah when you catch a thief. :) more effective imo. whack the fella kau kau then he kena 1 day or 10 years also nvm.
 

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Please do not belasah the thief or robber without doing this important step.

1. Lie the guy down on his back on the floor.
2. Raise one of his leg, by putting it on the curb, or a stool, or a chair, or anywhere by at least 30cm off the ground. The left or right one, not the middle one.
3. Get a partner to hold the said leg.
4. Aim for the knee and jump, aiming for the knee cap.
5. Land on knee cap with both feet.
6. Celebrate, you have disabled a thief/robber.

Me, my mother, my cousin, my relatives and my friends thank you in advance.
 

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Please do not belasah the thief or robber without doing this important step.

1. Lie the guy down on his back on the floor.
2. Raise one of his leg, by putting it on the curb, or a stool, or a chair, or anywhere by at least 30cm off the ground. The left or right one, not the middle one.
3. Get a partner to hold the said leg.
4. Aim for the knee and jump, aiming for the knee cap.
5. Land on knee cap with both feet.
6. Celebrate, you have disabled a thief/robber.

Me, my mother, my cousin, my relatives and my friends thank you in advance.
If you are in group and the thief is alone and unarmed, then it can be done. For sure it's going to be one of the most satisfying act that you'll remember till old age. :rofl:
 

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I do not think 99% of Malaysians are able to do what has just been suggested. No balls.
 

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If you are in group and the thief is alone and unarmed, then it can be done. For sure it's going to be one of the most satisfying act that you'll remember till old age. :rofl:
Exactly that, heard in Taman OUG, one snatch thief was caught. He kena hell from those people before he was handed over to the police....:smokin:
 

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I do not think 99% of Malaysians are able to do what has just been suggested. No balls.
Oh you'd be surprised. The only issue is doing this alone. That fella is not going to just lie down and let you break his leg.

Personally though, since I'm on the heavy side I'd rather just grab his leg to immobilize him and give him a jumping knee smash on his lower spine. Make sure to repeat a few times to ensure shattering of bone. Permanant disability is better than a limping sonnovabitch.
 
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